The Small Penis Club - brought to you by LDW Group » sph http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com 800-601-7764 (Must be 18+) Tue, 29 Dec 2009 04:23:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 All I Want for Christmas is a Nice Big Cock! http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-a-nice-big-cock/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-a-nice-big-cock/#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 05:31:06 +0000 Ms. Courtney http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=1057 Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less [...]]]> SPH Mistress Courtney 800-601-6975Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with  small penises and/or useless penises!

All I want for Christmas is a nice big cock!  Remember that old song?  All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth?  Well, you should sing, “All I want for Christmas is a nice big cock!”  Oh my God, if you did sing that, that would crack me up!  Because everyone knows that little-dicked losers are almost all cock suckers, so you would be singing it from one perspective, that being you wish you possessed (on your own anatomy) a nice big cock, just like this singer wanted two front teeth for Christmas in his mouth,  not in his hand.  But if anybody heard you singing it, it sounds so ridiculous they would think that you wanted a nice big cock to suck!  And that’s fucking funny!  As a matter of fact, since I know you are all humiliation junkies, small penis humiliation junkies to be specific, I think that’s the song you should have on your mind all the time!  Sing it to yourself as you go about your day.  When you’re mailing your packages and your Christmas cards, when you’re Christmas shopping, when you’re at holiday parties and enjoying time with friends and family, I want that song to be like an ear worm in your head.  Just keep singing that song “All I want for Christmas is a nice big cock,” and you never know, maybe Santa will come down the chimney and fuck your face, you little dicked loser!  I’ll bet you Santa has a big dick!

I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises! If you fill that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

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Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
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Small Penis Phone Sex Mistress Courtney 800-601-6975Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises!

You would not believe how many men with small penises are pantie boys.  I think that men with little dicks want to be pantie boys because there dicks fit so much better in a pair of tight satin or silky panties than they do in briefs or boxers with lots of room for a big penis.  As a matter of fact, I just had a really funny small penis humiliation phone sex session with a panty boy.  He only wears panties.  He does not own a pair of boy panties, or should I say boy underwear.  Which of course, made me laugh, and laugh, and laugh.  I was teasing him so much, asking him things like, what if you got in a car accident and they had to take you to the emergency room and had to cut your pants off and then saw that you had panties on underneath?  And then I could not stop laughing.  My cheeks hurt and my sides were splitting.  It was a real knee slapper!  And I could tell that the harder I laughed the more turned on that little dicked panty boy got.  Panty boys with little penises are just too damned funny for words.  And this little dicked loser was no exception.  And the best part of it all?  He asked Santa for a web cam for Christmas, so next time we talk I have a feeling that I am going to get to see a little show!  How fun is that?

I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

For an erotic phone session with Mistress Courtney, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com

YIM: mscourtney_controlsyou
AIM: courtneyncontrol
MSN:  mscourtney_controlsyou
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]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/why-pindicks-are-often-panty-boys/feed/ 0 Why Being Nice is a Dead Giveaway That You Have a Small Penis http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/why-being-nice-is-a-dead-giveaway-that-you-have-a-small-penis/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/why-being-nice-is-a-dead-giveaway-that-you-have-a-small-penis/#comments Sun, 13 Dec 2009 12:56:28 +0000 Ms. Courtney http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=1043 Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven [...]]]>

Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises!

Oh my, the little dicked loser is baaaack!  Well, well, well, you just can’t get enough of small penis humiliation, now can you “big” guy?  I am going to really enlighten you about how women know you have a small penis.  Are you ready?  Drum roll please … you are way too nice!  Yep, you guessed it, women can tell when a man has a small dick because he is unusually nice.  And you know what they say, nice guys finish last!  And, women are notoriously attracted to bad boys.  Why?  Because they are cocky sons of bitches!  And why are they are cocky?  Because they have really, really, really big cocks.  When guys have big dicks, they are very arrogant and cocky.  But you?  You are sweet and nice.  And that’s how we know.  And you know what?   Well, I will tell you what – you can always make the ladies the laugh with your little dick.  You can be the court jester!  You can make the girls just giggle and giggle!  You are really good at that, aren’t you, little dick?  Make the girls laugh if you can’t make them swoon!  Because heaven knows you can’t make them cum really hard, so make them laugh really hard!  You may be crying, but the ladies will be laughing.  Add in some presents and some wining and dining and you will crying while they are laughing all the way to the bank!  You are good for laughs and a good time (non – sexual, of course), and that is all! LOSER!

I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

For an erotic phone session with Mistress Courtney, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com

YIM: mscourtney_controlsyou
AIM: courtneyncontrol
MSN:  mscourtney_controlsyou
mscourtney_controlsyou@yahoo.com

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www.sissylesbians.com
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www.thesmallpenisclub.com
www.myprettysissy.com
Spoil Your Mistress

Small Penis Club with Ms. Courtney

800-601-6975

Listen to My  Audios
For More Small Penis Phone Sex Sessions Visit Phone Humiliation

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