The Small Penis Club - brought to you by LDW Group » sph http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com 800-601-7764 (Must be 18+) Wed, 01 Feb 2012 22:58:45 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 800-601-7764 (Must be 18+) The Small Penis Club - brought to you by LDW Group no 800-601-7764 (Must be 18+) The Small Penis Club - brought to you by LDW Group » sph http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/wp-content/plugins/powerpress/rss_default.jpg http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com Three Reasons Why You Should Be A Cuckold http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2012/02/three-reasons-why-you-should-be-a-cuckold/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2012/02/three-reasons-why-you-should-be-a-cuckold/#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 22:58:45 +0000 Sirena http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=2231 Cuckolding (and cuckold phone sex) have become very common fantasies for a lot of men.  It’s really no surprise that most of these men have small dicks, LOL.  Most cuckolds are aware that that’s what they’re supposed to be, but some men who are destined to be cuckolds are still in denial.  That’s why . . . → Read More: Three Reasons Why You Should Be A Cuckold]]>

Cuckolding (and cuckold phone sex) have become very common fantasies for a lot of men.  It’s really no surprise that most of these men have small dicks, LOL.  Most cuckolds are aware that that’s what they’re supposed to be, but some men who are destined to be cuckolds are still in denial.  That’s why I’ve put together this little list of three reasons why you should be cuckold, so those who are still in denial can see it and hopefully figure it out.

It is All About Cock Size

Of course, the first reason that you should be a cuckold is because you have a small cock. This is especially true if you like SPH.  But even if you don’t like it right now, you’ll learn to eventually.  All cucks do!  The second reason usually goes along with the first one.  If you’ve got such a small dick that women haven’t generally paid it a whole lot of attention, then you probably have a problem with cumming too soon.  You know that you’re not going to get a woman off doing that, so you might as well leave the job to somebody who can give her something big that can stay hard as long as she needs it to.

The Cuckold Attitude

Finally, the third reason.  If you’re one of those men who’s always known he is inferior to both women and other men, then you need to be a cuck.  Your lack of confidence isn’t doing anybody any favors.  If the truth be known, if you have all three of those things, then you probably have cuckold fantasies already.  So go on and give your wife or girlfriend the gift of BBC while you sit back and jerk off like the sad little cuck you are!

 

Your Ebony Humiliatrix,
Ms. Sirena

Small Penis Humiliatrix_Empress Sirena

]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2012/02/three-reasons-why-you-should-be-a-cuckold/feed/ 0 You have a Small Dick so I am Putting Panties on it! http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2012/01/you-have-a-small-dick-so-i-am-putting-panties-on-it/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2012/01/you-have-a-small-dick-so-i-am-putting-panties-on-it/#comments Wed, 11 Jan 2012 22:00:07 +0000 Sirena http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=2147

I’m sure you boys know by now that your small cocks are pretty offensive to the poor women who’ve had to look at them in the past.  So what should the small dick losers of the world do to avoid making the women in their lives cringe?  Put some panties on it, of . . . → Read More: You have a Small Dick so I am Putting Panties on it!]]>

I’m sure you boys know by now that your small cocks are pretty offensive to the poor women who’ve had to look at them in the past.  So what should the small dick losers of the world do to avoid making the women in their lives cringe?  Put some panties on it, of course!

From Loser To Panty Boy

Mmmm actually, it would be both! :lol: Now, I’m not suggesting that you start dressing like a woman from head to toe.  Instead, I think you need to be a secret panty boy.  I think that wearing a pair of pretty pink panties underneath your regular boy clothes will serve as a constant reminder that your dicklette is an embarrassment.  You really need to hide that thing, and panties are just the best choice all the way around.

The Humiliation is When Someone Notices

The other thing those panties will do is provide you with motivation to never get naked around a woman.  If you’re humiliated by wearing them, then the last thing you’ll want to do is let her see what you’ve got on under your pants.  And if you’re keeping that useless pin dick hidden away, then that wi’ll save any woman you encounter the disappointment of coming face to face with it.  But if somehow you do manage to end up getting undressed with a woman, when she notices the panties you’re wearing, they’ll serve as a warning to her not to go any farther…unless she thinks you need some small penis humiliation.

Your Ebony Humiliatrix,
Ms. Sirena

Small Penis Humiliatrix_Empress Sirena

]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2012/01/you-have-a-small-dick-so-i-am-putting-panties-on-it/feed/ 0 A Most Disappointing Penis http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2012/01/a-most-disappointing-penis/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2012/01/a-most-disappointing-penis/#comments Wed, 04 Jan 2012 22:00:06 +0000 Sirena http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=2135 Hey there, little ones. Your ebony Goddess has a story that I think you will like. Ready?

This Is Why I Don’t Do Blind Dates

I made the mistake of agreeing to a blind date a few weekends ago…don’t tell the boyfriend lol.  I NEVER do that, normally, but the guy was . . . → Read More: A Most Disappointing Penis]]>

Hey there, little ones. Your ebony Goddess has a story that I think you will like. Ready?

This Is Why I Don’t Do Blind Dates

I made the mistake of agreeing to a blind date a few weekends ago…don’t tell the boyfriend lol.  I NEVER do that, normally, but the guy was a cousin of one of my friends, and I felt like I should at least give him half a chance.  We’d been emailing back and forth before the date, and he seemed nice enough.  He was even nicer on the actual date.  He took my coat for me, pulled out my chair, opened doors for me, and so forth.  Now, I expect these kinds of manners from men, but he just seemed so eager to cater to my every need that I was very impressed.  To be honest, I have found white males just love to cater to Black women.

The Nice Ones Always Have Something To Compensate For

Our date was so fun that I forgot one of my cardinal rules:  The ones who are this willing to please always have something to compensate for.  So I made the mistake of letting him get naked for me after the date, and, damn, I was disappointed!  The disappointment didn’t last too long because the SPH fun started shortly afterward lol.  But for a minute there, I was highly annoyed.  So what’s the moral of this story?  Actually, there are two. Number one, don’t ever let a friend try to foist her family members off on me again, and number two, men with small dicks should really have to wear signs at all times to keep from giving women any unpleasant surprises.

The End.

Your Ebony Humiliatrix,
Ms. Sirena

Small Penis Humiliatrix_Empress Sirena

]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2012/01/a-most-disappointing-penis/feed/ 0 Do Men With Small Cocks Deserve Orgasms? http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/12/do-men-with-small-cocks-deserve-orgasms/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/12/do-men-with-small-cocks-deserve-orgasms/#comments Wed, 28 Dec 2011 22:00:20 +0000 Sirena http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=2125 Hello, boys. What do you think about the title of this blog post? DO men with small cocks deserve orgasms?  They can undergo all the small penis humiliation in the world, but at the end, have they really earned the right to cum or not?

SPH Does Not Entitle You To An Orgasm . . . → Read More: Do Men With Small Cocks Deserve Orgasms?]]>

Hello, boys. What do you think about the title of this blog post? DO men with small cocks deserve orgasms?  They can undergo all the small penis humiliation in the world, but at the end, have they really earned the right to cum or not?

SPH Does Not Entitle You To An Orgasm

I’m sure you probably already know what I think.  Most of the time, the losers with the small dicks don’t deserve to cum.  They haven’t done anything to deserve it.  I mean, sure, it’s fun for me to give you all the SPH you can handle, but just because you’ve managed to amuse me for a little while doesn’t entitle you to anything.

Most Of The Time, You Deserve Orgasm Denial

For a man with a tiny dick to be allowed an orgasm, he’s going to have to do something special.  I don’t just pass them out for nothing, you know.  If you’re hung like a shrimp, then your default setting will be regular orgasm denial.  But, maybe, if you work very hard and do everything I tell you, you’ll be able to earn the occasional right to cum.  On the other hand, if you ever cum without permission, you’ll find yourself in so much trouble that you may never get another orgasm again!  So you’ll do well to listen closely to what your ebony Humiliatrix tells you and follow her instructions to the letter if you want to get your little release!

Your Ebony Humiliatrix,
Ms. Sirena

Small Penis Humiliatrix_Empress Sirena

]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/12/do-men-with-small-cocks-deserve-orgasms/feed/ 0 I Can Not Make it Longer, but I can Make it Harder http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/12/i-can-not-make-it-longer-but-i-can-make-it-harder/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/12/i-can-not-make-it-longer-but-i-can-make-it-harder/#comments Wed, 21 Dec 2011 22:00:08 +0000 Sirena http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=2103 Most guys like you, the ones who were cursed with small dicks, have probably tried things to make it look bigger. You’ve probably heard that shaving yourself completely down there makes it look a little bigger. And I guess it might if your cock weren’t virtually non-existent, but I’m afraid it’s not going to . . . → Read More: I Can Not Make it Longer, but I can Make it Harder]]>

Most guys like you, the ones who were cursed with small dicks, have probably tried things to make it look bigger. You’ve probably heard that shaving yourself completely down there makes it look a little bigger. And I guess it might if your cock weren’t virtually non-existent, but I’m afraid it’s not going to help you very much!

There’s No Hope For Your Little Dick

You might’ve even tried to lose some weight, hoping that if you got rid of that extra layer of fat, your cock wouldn’t look like such a good candidate for small penis humiliation anymore. And some of you might’ve gotten really desperate and tried things like those pills you see on infomercials that are supposed to make your cock bigger or the penis enlarger devices. But none of it worked, did it? Despite everything you’ve tried, you’re still pathetic. And you still deserve SPH!

Let’s Make It Stand At Attention

Well, I can’t make it any longer, but I can tease it like crazy. With enough tease and denial, that little prick of yours will stand straight up! We can’t say it’ll stand up and be noticed, but it’ll at least stand up. And, hey, maybe, just maybe, if I tease it long enough, it’ll stay hard for a really long time. And maybe if it stays hard long enough, all that blood rushing to it might stretch it out a little. Probably not, but I guess it’s worth a shot, right?

Your Ebony Humiliatrix,
Ms. Sirena

Small Penis Humiliatrix_Empress Sirena

]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/12/i-can-not-make-it-longer-but-i-can-make-it-harder/feed/ 0 small cock humiliation,small penis,small penis humiliation,sph,tease and denial,Tiny Dick Humiliation Most guys like you, the ones who were cursed with small dicks, have probably tried things to make it look bigger. You've probably heard that shaving yourself completely down there makes it look a little bigger. Most guys like you, the ones who were cursed with small dicks, have probably tried things to make it look bigger. You've probably heard that shaving yourself completely down there makes it look a little bigger. And I guess it might if your cock weren't virtually non-existent, but I'm afraid it's not going to help you very much! There's No Hope For Your Little Dick You might've even tried to lose some weight, hoping that if you got rid of that extra layer of fat, your cock wouldn't look like such a good candidate for small penis humiliation anymore. And some of you might've gotten really desperate and tried things like those pills you see on infomercials that are supposed to make your cock bigger or the penis enlarger devices. But none of it worked, did it? Despite everything you've tried, you're still pathetic. And you still deserve SPH! Let's Make It Stand At Attention Well, I can't make it any longer, but I can tease it like crazy. With enough tease and denial, that little prick of yours will stand straight up! We can't say it'll stand up and be noticed, but it'll at least stand up. And, hey, maybe, just maybe, if I tease it long enough, it'll stay hard for a really long time. And maybe if it stays hard long enough, all that blood rushing to it might stretch it out a little. Probably not, but I guess it's worth a shot, right? Your Ebony Humiliatrix, Ms. Sirena The Small Penis Club - brought to you by LDW Group no It’s time again for some tiny cock humiliation! http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/11/its-time-again-for-some-tiny-cock-humiliation/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/11/its-time-again-for-some-tiny-cock-humiliation/#comments Wed, 16 Nov 2011 22:00:55 +0000 Sirena http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=2009 Hello all my little, little pets.  It is Empress Sirena, and it is once again time to give my weekly bit of attention to all of you in the tiny members only club.

Time For More Small Penis Humiliation

While it is a little depressing that most of you are no . . . → Read More: It’s time again for some tiny cock humiliation!]]>

Hello all my little, little pets.  It is Empress Sirena, and it is once again time to give my weekly bit of attention to all of you in the tiny members only club.

Time For More Small Penis Humiliation

While it is a little depressing that most of you are no bigger than the three inches of water like in a pool, it does not mean we can’t have fun.  Sure, your dick is tiny, and you have developed a complex where the only way to get off is to have a woman laughing at it or asking if it is in yet, but that doesn’t matter. What matters is we enjoy ourselves.  Sure, by we, I mean almost exclusively I enjoy MYself, but you may have some fun too.

Jerk Off That Tiny Cock For Me!

During our normal SPH session, I might even engage in some guided masturbation, although it is amazing to me that it takes so long for some of you to get off. You’d think the smaller it was, the easier it is, but that simply is not the case.  Although, I suppose all those ruined orgasms I tend to give have a bit of an impact on the time.  Oh, well, more fun for me, I suppose, as I get to listen to all your moans and groans and delight in the pain and pleasure I’m causing you.  After all, I have to get something out of all of this attention I’m paying you.  And, lord knows, your penis wouldn’t be worth the effort otherwise, right?

Your Ebony Humiliatrix,
Ms. Sirena

]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/11/its-time-again-for-some-tiny-cock-humiliation/feed/ 0 All I Want for Christmas is a Nice Big Cock! http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-a-nice-big-cock/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-a-nice-big-cock/#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 05:31:06 +0000 Courtney http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=1057 Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just . . . → Read More: All I Want for Christmas is a Nice Big Cock!]]>

SPH Mistress Courtney 800-601-6975Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with  small penises and/or useless penises!

All I want for Christmas is a nice big cock!  Remember that old song?  All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth?  Well, you should sing, “All I want for Christmas is a nice big cock!”  Oh my God, if you did sing that, that would crack me up!  Because everyone knows that little-dicked losers are almost all cock suckers, so you would be singing it from one perspective, that being you wish you possessed (on your own anatomy) a nice big cock, just like this singer wanted two front teeth for Christmas in his mouth,  not in his hand.  But if anybody heard you singing it, it sounds so ridiculous they would think that you wanted a nice big cock to suck!  And that’s fucking funny!  As a matter of fact, since I know you are all humiliation junkies, small penis humiliation junkies to be specific, I think that’s the song you should have on your mind all the time!  Sing it to yourself as you go about your day.  When you’re mailing your packages and your Christmas cards, when you’re Christmas shopping, when you’re at holiday parties and enjoying time with friends and family, I want that song to be like an ear worm in your head.  Just keep singing that song “All I want for Christmas is a nice big cock,” and you never know, maybe Santa will come down the chimney and fuck your face, you little dicked loser!  I’ll bet you Santa has a big dick!

I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises! If you fill that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

For an erotic phone session with Mistress Courtney, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
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]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-a-nice-big-cock/feed/ 1 Why Pindicks are Often Panty Boys http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/why-pindicks-are-often-panty-boys/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/why-pindicks-are-often-panty-boys/#comments Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:52:54 +0000 Courtney http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=1052 Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less . . . → Read More: Why Pindicks are Often Panty Boys]]>

Small Penis Phone Sex Mistress Courtney 800-601-6975Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises!

You would not believe how many men with small penises are pantie boys.  I think that men with little dicks want to be pantie boys because there dicks fit so much better in a pair of tight satin or silky panties than they do in briefs or boxers with lots of room for a big penis.  As a matter of fact, I just had a really funny small penis humiliation phone sex session with a panty boy.  He only wears panties.  He does not own a pair of boy panties, or should I say boy underwear.  Which of course, made me laugh, and laugh, and laugh.  I was teasing him so much, asking him things like, what if you got in a car accident and they had to take you to the emergency room and had to cut your pants off and then saw that you had panties on underneath?  And then I could not stop laughing.  My cheeks hurt and my sides were splitting.  It was a real knee slapper!  And I could tell that the harder I laughed the more turned on that little dicked panty boy got.  Panty boys with little penises are just too damned funny for words.  And this little dicked loser was no exception.  And the best part of it all?  He asked Santa for a web cam for Christmas, so next time we talk I have a feeling that I am going to get to see a little show!  How fun is that?

I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

For an erotic phone session with Mistress Courtney, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com

YIM: mscourtney_controlsyou
AIM: courtneyncontrol
MSN:  mscourtney_controlsyou
mscourtney_controlsyou@yahoo.com

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]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/why-pindicks-are-often-panty-boys/feed/ 0 Why Being Nice is a Dead Giveaway That You Have a Small Penis http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/why-being-nice-is-a-dead-giveaway-that-you-have-a-small-penis/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/why-being-nice-is-a-dead-giveaway-that-you-have-a-small-penis/#comments Sun, 13 Dec 2009 12:56:28 +0000 Courtney http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=1043 Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less . . . → Read More: Why Being Nice is a Dead Giveaway That You Have a Small Penis]]>

Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises!

Oh my, the little dicked loser is baaaack!  Well, well, well, you just can’t get enough of small penis humiliation, now can you “big” guy?  I am going to really enlighten you about how women know you have a small penis.  Are you ready?  Drum roll please … you are way too nice!  Yep, you guessed it, women can tell when a man has a small dick because he is unusually nice.  And you know what they say, nice guys finish last!  And, women are notoriously attracted to bad boys.  Why?  Because they are cocky sons of bitches!  And why are they are cocky?  Because they have really, really, really big cocks.  When guys have big dicks, they are very arrogant and cocky.  But you?  You are sweet and nice.  And that’s how we know.  And you know what?   Well, I will tell you what – you can always make the ladies the laugh with your little dick.  You can be the court jester!  You can make the girls just giggle and giggle!  You are really good at that, aren’t you, little dick?  Make the girls laugh if you can’t make them swoon!  Because heaven knows you can’t make them cum really hard, so make them laugh really hard!  You may be crying, but the ladies will be laughing.  Add in some presents and some wining and dining and you will crying while they are laughing all the way to the bank!  You are good for laughs and a good time (non – sexual, of course), and that is all! LOSER!

I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

For an erotic phone session with Mistress Courtney, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com

YIM: mscourtney_controlsyou
AIM: courtneyncontrol
MSN:  mscourtney_controlsyou
mscourtney_controlsyou@yahoo.com

www.kinkdomme.com
www.sissylesbians.com
www.prostatemilkingblog.com

www.thesmallpenisclub.com
www.myprettysissy.com
Spoil Your Mistress

Small Penis Club with Ms. Courtney

800-601-6975

Listen to My  Audios
For More Small Penis Phone Sex Sessions Visit Phone Humiliation

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