The Small Penis Club - brought to you by LDW Group » sph phone sex http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com 800-601-7764 (Must be 18+) Wed, 01 Feb 2012 22:58:45 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 800-601-7764 (Must be 18+) The Small Penis Club - brought to you by LDW Group no 800-601-7764 (Must be 18+) The Small Penis Club - brought to you by LDW Group » sph phone sex http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/wp-content/plugins/powerpress/rss_default.jpg http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com To all My Tiny Dick little Elves http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/11/to-all-my-tiny-dick-little-elves/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/11/to-all-my-tiny-dick-little-elves/#comments Thu, 01 Dec 2011 03:56:37 +0000 Sirena http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=2041 Hello all my jolly little elf cocks out there!  Your Humiliatrix extraordinaire has Christmas on the brain today.  And when I mention elves, I’m not talking about those from The Ring movies a few years ago.  I mean those tiny little workers that help out old Saint Nick at the North Pole.

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Hello all my jolly little elf cocks out there!  Your Humiliatrix extraordinaire has Christmas on the brain today.  And when I mention elves, I’m not talking about those from The Ring movies a few years ago.  I mean those tiny little workers that help out old Saint Nick at the North Pole.

Christmas Is As Good A Reason As Any For SPH!

Yes, I just compared your tiny little cock to mythical little creatures that only come up to the knee of a person around five foot five, maybe five foot six.  Too bad some of you have penis envy when it comes to those little elves because at least they have an inch or two.  Some of your penises have something in common with those elves because both the elves and your genitalia don’t exist!

Your Cock Isn’t A Gift To Anybody

Now, while I love small penis humiliation as much as the next phone sex Femdom–usually more so, since I have an entire website dedicated to it–I find myself, of course, wanting more.  After all, it IS Christmas time, and the popular gift for the last few years has been a dick in a box, at least according to Saturday Night Live! For most of you, a ring box that can be found at most jeweler’s would be plenty big enough to hold your cocks.  Truth be told, I would rather the ring.  Some of you might be clever and think of wearing it as a cock ring, but I can tell you my tiny fingers are still bigger than your tiny member, and I really don’t want to lose that ring. After all, that’s ACTUALLY worth something, isn’t it?

Your Ebony Humiliatrix,
Ms. Sirena

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Hello boys I will be your new Ebony Humiliatrix so I hope you are ready for a fun and humiliating ride!

 

Now, tell me…what’s the most humiliating thing about you?  A man like you who’s so into erotic humiliation should have a good answer the ready. What’s yours?  Oh, yeah, it’s your small cock.  That would be it.  It must be awful knowing that a Mistress, even a Mistress like myself, can get one of her small dildos, one of the ones she uses for anal training on her naughty sluts, out of her toy box, and it’s STILL bigger than yours.

It’s sad when your dick’s so small that we can’t even say that it’d be good for anal.

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It’s not the first time I’ve run across boys like you. It makes me sad (in an abstract sort of way) every time it happens, though.  Oh, well, it’s just nature’s way of removing your genes from the pool, since nobody’s going to get close enough to that little nub for you to pass them on!  Even when it gets hard from my small penis humiliation, it’s still pretty sad-looking.  I don’t like sad-looking things, so we’re going to have to do something about that.  I should give it a little Halloween costume. The world’s shortest witch, maybe?

The Only Thing Your Dick Is Good For Is To Make Me Laugh

Since this phone sex Femdom can’t get any other use out of that little thing, I figure I might as well amuse myself with it.  Works out well, since the more I laugh, the harder you get.

Too bad it doesn’t make it any bigger! LOL

Your Ebony Humiliatrix,
Ms. Sirena

]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/10/small-penis-humiliation-is-back-with-ms-sirena/feed/ 2 Ebony Humiliatrix,small penis,small penis humiliation,sph phone sex,Tiny Dick Humiliation Hello boys I will be your new Ebony Humiliatrix so I hope you are ready for a fun and humiliating ride!  Now, tell me...what's the most humiliating thing about you?  A man like you who's so into erotic humiliation should have a good answer the ready. Hello boys I will be your new Ebony Humiliatrix so I hope you are ready for a fun and humiliating ride!  Now, tell me...what's the most humiliating thing about you?  A man like you who's so into erotic humiliation should have a good answer the ready. What's yours?  Oh, yeah, it's your small cock.  That would be it.  It must be awful knowing that a Mistress, even a Mistress like myself, can get one of her small dildos, one of the ones she uses for anal training on her naughty sluts, out of her toy box, and it's STILL bigger than yours. It's sad when your dick's so small that we can't even say that it'd be good for anal. You Deserve Small Penis Humiliation It's not the first time I've run across boys like you. It makes me sad (in an abstract sort of way) every time it happens, though.  Oh, well, it's just nature's way of removing your genes from the pool, since nobody's going to get close enough to that little nub for you to pass them on!  Even when it gets hard from my small penis humiliation, it's still pretty sad-looking.  I don't like sad-looking things, so we're going to have to do something about that.  I should give it a little Halloween costume. The world's shortest witch, maybe? The Only Thing Your Dick Is Good For Is To Make Me Laugh Since this phone sex Femdom can't get any other use out of that little thing, I figure I might as well amuse myself with it.  Works out well, since the more I laugh, the harder you get. Too bad it doesn't make it any bigger! LOL Your Ebony Humiliatrix, Ms. Sirena The Small Penis Club - brought to you by LDW Group no 1:42 All I Want for Christmas is a Nice Big Cock! http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-a-nice-big-cock/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-a-nice-big-cock/#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 05:31:06 +0000 Courtney http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=1057 Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just . . . → Read More: All I Want for Christmas is a Nice Big Cock!]]>

SPH Mistress Courtney 800-601-6975Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with  small penises and/or useless penises!

All I want for Christmas is a nice big cock!  Remember that old song?  All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth?  Well, you should sing, “All I want for Christmas is a nice big cock!”  Oh my God, if you did sing that, that would crack me up!  Because everyone knows that little-dicked losers are almost all cock suckers, so you would be singing it from one perspective, that being you wish you possessed (on your own anatomy) a nice big cock, just like this singer wanted two front teeth for Christmas in his mouth,  not in his hand.  But if anybody heard you singing it, it sounds so ridiculous they would think that you wanted a nice big cock to suck!  And that’s fucking funny!  As a matter of fact, since I know you are all humiliation junkies, small penis humiliation junkies to be specific, I think that’s the song you should have on your mind all the time!  Sing it to yourself as you go about your day.  When you’re mailing your packages and your Christmas cards, when you’re Christmas shopping, when you’re at holiday parties and enjoying time with friends and family, I want that song to be like an ear worm in your head.  Just keep singing that song “All I want for Christmas is a nice big cock,” and you never know, maybe Santa will come down the chimney and fuck your face, you little dicked loser!  I’ll bet you Santa has a big dick!

I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises! If you fill that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

For an erotic phone session with Mistress Courtney, call 800-601-6975
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Small Penis Phone Sex Mistress Courtney 800-601-6975Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises!

You would not believe how many men with small penises are pantie boys.  I think that men with little dicks want to be pantie boys because there dicks fit so much better in a pair of tight satin or silky panties than they do in briefs or boxers with lots of room for a big penis.  As a matter of fact, I just had a really funny small penis humiliation phone sex session with a panty boy.  He only wears panties.  He does not own a pair of boy panties, or should I say boy underwear.  Which of course, made me laugh, and laugh, and laugh.  I was teasing him so much, asking him things like, what if you got in a car accident and they had to take you to the emergency room and had to cut your pants off and then saw that you had panties on underneath?  And then I could not stop laughing.  My cheeks hurt and my sides were splitting.  It was a real knee slapper!  And I could tell that the harder I laughed the more turned on that little dicked panty boy got.  Panty boys with little penises are just too damned funny for words.  And this little dicked loser was no exception.  And the best part of it all?  He asked Santa for a web cam for Christmas, so next time we talk I have a feeling that I am going to get to see a little show!  How fun is that?

I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

For an erotic phone session with Mistress Courtney, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com

YIM: mscourtney_controlsyou
AIM: courtneyncontrol
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