The Small Penis Club - brought to you by LDW Group » small penis http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com 800-601-7764 (Must be 18+) Wed, 01 Feb 2012 22:58:45 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 800-601-7764 (Must be 18+) The Small Penis Club - brought to you by LDW Group no 800-601-7764 (Must be 18+) The Small Penis Club - brought to you by LDW Group » small penis http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/wp-content/plugins/powerpress/rss_default.jpg http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com I Can Not Make it Longer, but I can Make it Harder http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/12/i-can-not-make-it-longer-but-i-can-make-it-harder/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/12/i-can-not-make-it-longer-but-i-can-make-it-harder/#comments Wed, 21 Dec 2011 22:00:08 +0000 Sirena http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=2103 Most guys like you, the ones who were cursed with small dicks, have probably tried things to make it look bigger. You’ve probably heard that shaving yourself completely down there makes it look a little bigger. And I guess it might if your cock weren’t virtually non-existent, but I’m afraid it’s not going to . . . → Read More: I Can Not Make it Longer, but I can Make it Harder]]>

Most guys like you, the ones who were cursed with small dicks, have probably tried things to make it look bigger. You’ve probably heard that shaving yourself completely down there makes it look a little bigger. And I guess it might if your cock weren’t virtually non-existent, but I’m afraid it’s not going to help you very much!

There’s No Hope For Your Little Dick

You might’ve even tried to lose some weight, hoping that if you got rid of that extra layer of fat, your cock wouldn’t look like such a good candidate for small penis humiliation anymore. And some of you might’ve gotten really desperate and tried things like those pills you see on infomercials that are supposed to make your cock bigger or the penis enlarger devices. But none of it worked, did it? Despite everything you’ve tried, you’re still pathetic. And you still deserve SPH!

Let’s Make It Stand At Attention

Well, I can’t make it any longer, but I can tease it like crazy. With enough tease and denial, that little prick of yours will stand straight up! We can’t say it’ll stand up and be noticed, but it’ll at least stand up. And, hey, maybe, just maybe, if I tease it long enough, it’ll stay hard for a really long time. And maybe if it stays hard long enough, all that blood rushing to it might stretch it out a little. Probably not, but I guess it’s worth a shot, right?

Your Ebony Humiliatrix,
Ms. Sirena

Small Penis Humiliatrix_Empress Sirena

]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/12/i-can-not-make-it-longer-but-i-can-make-it-harder/feed/ 0 small cock humiliation,small penis,small penis humiliation,sph,tease and denial,Tiny Dick Humiliation Most guys like you, the ones who were cursed with small dicks, have probably tried things to make it look bigger. You've probably heard that shaving yourself completely down there makes it look a little bigger. Most guys like you, the ones who were cursed with small dicks, have probably tried things to make it look bigger. You've probably heard that shaving yourself completely down there makes it look a little bigger. And I guess it might if your cock weren't virtually non-existent, but I'm afraid it's not going to help you very much! There's No Hope For Your Little Dick You might've even tried to lose some weight, hoping that if you got rid of that extra layer of fat, your cock wouldn't look like such a good candidate for small penis humiliation anymore. And some of you might've gotten really desperate and tried things like those pills you see on infomercials that are supposed to make your cock bigger or the penis enlarger devices. But none of it worked, did it? Despite everything you've tried, you're still pathetic. And you still deserve SPH! Let's Make It Stand At Attention Well, I can't make it any longer, but I can tease it like crazy. With enough tease and denial, that little prick of yours will stand straight up! We can't say it'll stand up and be noticed, but it'll at least stand up. And, hey, maybe, just maybe, if I tease it long enough, it'll stay hard for a really long time. And maybe if it stays hard long enough, all that blood rushing to it might stretch it out a little. Probably not, but I guess it's worth a shot, right? Your Ebony Humiliatrix, Ms. Sirena The Small Penis Club - brought to you by LDW Group no Are YOU the Tiniest Dick of them All http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/12/are-you-the-tiniest-dick-of-them-all/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/12/are-you-the-tiniest-dick-of-them-all/#comments Wed, 14 Dec 2011 22:00:49 +0000 Sirena http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=2076 Hello, itty-bitties…and I’m not talking about your height.  Your ebony Humiliatrix had a great idea the other day, and I want to share it with all of you.

Really Humiliating Yourself For Me

One day, I want to have a tiny dick competition.  I want to have all you poor, unfortunate souls take . . . → Read More: Are YOU the Tiniest Dick of them All]]>

Hello, itty-bitties…and I’m not talking about your height.  Your ebony Humiliatrix had a great idea the other day, and I want to share it with all of you.

Really Humiliating Yourself For Me

One day, I want to have a tiny dick competition.  I want to have all you poor, unfortunate souls take a ruler, put it next to your cocks, and measure.  I haven’t worked out all the details yet, but I think it would be a lot of fun at your expense. Public humiliation, CFNM, and lots more.  I like to think my girlfriends and I would all sit back, drink wine, put the pictures and names on a slide show, and laugh for hours at the misfortune of your existence.  I think that’s the closest to making a woman happy that many of you will ever get with those tiny dicks!

Is It Really A "Win" If You Have The Smallest One?

Small penis humiliation is, of course, the name of the game here on this blog.  The small Penis Contest would just be an extension of that.  What the prizes would be, I don’t know yet. I know anything over a certain dick length wouldn’t be included, but I won’t tell you how big that would be.  I also have yet to figure out what the prize for the winner would be, other than my amusement and me laughing at your shame when you call and confess to me the size of your pathetic little dick!  LOL  But for most of you, that should be enough!

I want you to leave a comment with your tiny dick size (erect) if you are brave enough that is. Remember confession is good for the soul :)

Your Ebony Humiliatrix,
Ms. Sirena

Small Penis Humiliatrix_Empress Sirena

]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/12/are-you-the-tiniest-dick-of-them-all/feed/ 4 CFNM You’re in need of a Reality Check http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/10/cfnm-youre-in-need-of-a-reality-check/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/10/cfnm-youre-in-need-of-a-reality-check/#comments Wed, 26 Oct 2011 18:46:28 +0000 Sirena http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=1956 Sometimes, men don’t quite realize how small their cocks are.  They may know that it’s not huge, but they still fool themselves into thinking it’s average or something.  I hate to be the one to break it to you, sweetie, but the only way that thing is "average" is if you started measuring . . . → Read More: CFNM You’re in need of a Reality Check]]>

Sometimes, men don’t quite realize how small their cocks are.  They may know that it’s not huge, but they still fool themselves into thinking it’s average or something.  I hate to be the one to break it to you, sweetie, but the only way that thing is "average" is if you started measuring it from your ass….

Pointing Out The Obvious

These kinds of guys need their Ebony Humiliatrix to give them a reality check, which I’m perfectly happy to do.  Most of them realize that they’re wrong once I explain it to them, but some of them still persist in believing their delusions of adequacy.  And it’s for those men that CFNM was made.

Clothed Female Naked Male Humiliation

There are two things I have a lot of, Femdom friends and lots of male friends with different-sized cocks.  All I have to do is arrange a party with these ladies and a couple of these men.  I like to get one with a huge monster-sized dick, one with an above-average dick, and one with an average dick.  Then, we line you all up and tell you to get naked for us!

First, the guy who doesn’t believe his cock is small goes and stands by the man with the monster dick. Well, that dick is at least twice and sometimes three times as big as his. But he argues that that’s such a huge cock that it shouldn’t count.  Ok, fine, then he goes and stands beside the above-average guy, whose cock is still a lot bigger than his.  He doesn’t think that one should count, either, since it’s still above average.  When he stands by the average guy and realizes he still comes about two inches short from measuring up, he can’t deny that he’s not good for small penis humiliation anymore!

Your Ebony Humiliatrix,
Ms. Sirena

]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/10/cfnm-youre-in-need-of-a-reality-check/feed/ 0 Small Penis Humiliation is back with Ms. Sirena http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/10/small-penis-humiliation-is-back-with-ms-sirena/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/10/small-penis-humiliation-is-back-with-ms-sirena/#comments Thu, 13 Oct 2011 16:01:00 +0000 Sirena http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=1131 Hello boys I will be your new Ebony Humiliatrix so I hope you are ready for a fun and humiliating ride!

 

Now, tell me…what’s the most humiliating thing about you?  A man like you who’s so into erotic humiliation should have a good answer the ready. What’s yours?  Oh, yeah, it’s your . . . → Read More: Small Penis Humiliation is back with Ms. Sirena]]>

Hello boys I will be your new Ebony Humiliatrix so I hope you are ready for a fun and humiliating ride!

 

Now, tell me…what’s the most humiliating thing about you?  A man like you who’s so into erotic humiliation should have a good answer the ready. What’s yours?  Oh, yeah, it’s your small cock.  That would be it.  It must be awful knowing that a Mistress, even a Mistress like myself, can get one of her small dildos, one of the ones she uses for anal training on her naughty sluts, out of her toy box, and it’s STILL bigger than yours.

It’s sad when your dick’s so small that we can’t even say that it’d be good for anal.

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It’s not the first time I’ve run across boys like you. It makes me sad (in an abstract sort of way) every time it happens, though.  Oh, well, it’s just nature’s way of removing your genes from the pool, since nobody’s going to get close enough to that little nub for you to pass them on!  Even when it gets hard from my small penis humiliation, it’s still pretty sad-looking.  I don’t like sad-looking things, so we’re going to have to do something about that.  I should give it a little Halloween costume. The world’s shortest witch, maybe?

The Only Thing Your Dick Is Good For Is To Make Me Laugh

Since this phone sex Femdom can’t get any other use out of that little thing, I figure I might as well amuse myself with it.  Works out well, since the more I laugh, the harder you get.

Too bad it doesn’t make it any bigger! LOL

Your Ebony Humiliatrix,
Ms. Sirena

]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/10/small-penis-humiliation-is-back-with-ms-sirena/feed/ 2 Ebony Humiliatrix,small penis,small penis humiliation,sph phone sex,Tiny Dick Humiliation Hello boys I will be your new Ebony Humiliatrix so I hope you are ready for a fun and humiliating ride!  Now, tell me...what's the most humiliating thing about you?  A man like you who's so into erotic humiliation should have a good answer the ready. Hello boys I will be your new Ebony Humiliatrix so I hope you are ready for a fun and humiliating ride!  Now, tell me...what's the most humiliating thing about you?  A man like you who's so into erotic humiliation should have a good answer the ready. What's yours?  Oh, yeah, it's your small cock.  That would be it.  It must be awful knowing that a Mistress, even a Mistress like myself, can get one of her small dildos, one of the ones she uses for anal training on her naughty sluts, out of her toy box, and it's STILL bigger than yours. It's sad when your dick's so small that we can't even say that it'd be good for anal. You Deserve Small Penis Humiliation It's not the first time I've run across boys like you. It makes me sad (in an abstract sort of way) every time it happens, though.  Oh, well, it's just nature's way of removing your genes from the pool, since nobody's going to get close enough to that little nub for you to pass them on!  Even when it gets hard from my small penis humiliation, it's still pretty sad-looking.  I don't like sad-looking things, so we're going to have to do something about that.  I should give it a little Halloween costume. The world's shortest witch, maybe? The Only Thing Your Dick Is Good For Is To Make Me Laugh Since this phone sex Femdom can't get any other use out of that little thing, I figure I might as well amuse myself with it.  Works out well, since the more I laugh, the harder you get. Too bad it doesn't make it any bigger! LOL Your Ebony Humiliatrix, Ms. Sirena The Small Penis Club - brought to you by LDW Group no 1:42 Why Pindicks are Often Panty Boys http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/why-pindicks-are-often-panty-boys/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/why-pindicks-are-often-panty-boys/#comments Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:52:54 +0000 Courtney http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=1052 Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less . . . → Read More: Why Pindicks are Often Panty Boys]]>

Small Penis Phone Sex Mistress Courtney 800-601-6975Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises!

You would not believe how many men with small penises are pantie boys.  I think that men with little dicks want to be pantie boys because there dicks fit so much better in a pair of tight satin or silky panties than they do in briefs or boxers with lots of room for a big penis.  As a matter of fact, I just had a really funny small penis humiliation phone sex session with a panty boy.  He only wears panties.  He does not own a pair of boy panties, or should I say boy underwear.  Which of course, made me laugh, and laugh, and laugh.  I was teasing him so much, asking him things like, what if you got in a car accident and they had to take you to the emergency room and had to cut your pants off and then saw that you had panties on underneath?  And then I could not stop laughing.  My cheeks hurt and my sides were splitting.  It was a real knee slapper!  And I could tell that the harder I laughed the more turned on that little dicked panty boy got.  Panty boys with little penises are just too damned funny for words.  And this little dicked loser was no exception.  And the best part of it all?  He asked Santa for a web cam for Christmas, so next time we talk I have a feeling that I am going to get to see a little show!  How fun is that?

I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

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