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		<title>To all My Tiny Dick little Elves</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 03:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sirena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Hello all my jolly little elf cocks out there!&#160; Your Humiliatrix extraordinaire has Christmas on the brain today.&#160; And when I mention elves, I&#8217;m not talking about those from The Ring movies a few years ago.&#160; I mean those tiny little workers that help out old Saint Nick at the North Pole. </p> Christmas <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/11/to-all-my-tiny-dick-little-elves/">To all My Tiny Dick little Elves</a></span>]]></description>
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<h1><font size="6" face="Gabriola">Christmas Is As Good A Reason As Any For SPH!</font></h1>
<p><font size="3" face="Arial">Yes, I just compared your tiny little cock to mythical little creatures that only come up to the knee of a person around five foot five, maybe five foot six.&#160; Too bad some of you have penis envy when it comes to those little elves because at least they have an inch or two.&#160; Some of your penises have something in common with those elves because both the elves and your genitalia don&#8217;t exist!</font> </p>
<h2><font size="6" face="Gabriola">Your Cock Isn&#8217;t A Gift To Anybody</font></h2>
<p><font size="3" face="Arial">Now, while I love <a href="http://phonehumiliation.com/" target="_blank">small penis humiliation</a><strong></strong> as much as the next <strong><a href="http://www.phonesexfemdommes.com/phonesexfemdommes_difference.php" target="_blank">phone sex Femdom</a></strong>&#8211;usually more so, since I have an entire website dedicated to it&#8211;I find myself, of course, wanting more.&#160; After all, it IS Christmas time, and the popular gift for the last few years has been a dick in a box, at least according to Saturday Night Live! For most of you, a ring box that can be found at most jeweler&#8217;s would be plenty big enough to hold your cocks.&#160; Truth be told, I would rather the ring.&#160; Some of you might be clever and think of wearing it as a cock ring, but I can tell you my tiny fingers are still bigger than your tiny member, and I really don&#8217;t want to lose that ring. After all, that&#8217;s ACTUALLY worth something, isn&#8217;t it?</font></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Gabriola; font-size: x-large;"><strong>Your Ebony Humiliatrix,</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Gabriola; font-size: x-large;"><strong>Ms. Sirena</strong></span></p>
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		<title>I turn my Tiny Dick pets into BBC Cocksuckers</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 00:32:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sirena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Hello all you little, little tiny dick boys out there.  It’s time again for me to point, stare, gawk, and maybe even slightly pity that small pathetic little nothing hanging between your legs, too small to even reach your nut sack. </p> I Know You Have A Small Penis <p>I know a lot of <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/11/i-turn-my-tiny-dick-pets-into-bbc-cocksuckers/">I turn my Tiny Dick pets into BBC Cocksuckers</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="tweetmeme_button" style="float: right; margin-left: 10px;"><a href="http://api.tweetmeme.com/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesmallpenisclub.com%2F2011%2F11%2Fi-turn-my-tiny-dick-pets-into-bbc-cocksuckers%2F"><img src="http://api.tweetmeme.com/imagebutton.gif?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesmallpenisclub.com%2F2011%2F11%2Fi-turn-my-tiny-dick-pets-into-bbc-cocksuckers%2F" height="61" width="51" /></a></div><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">Hello all you little, little tiny dick boys out there.  It’s time again for me to point, stare, gawk, and maybe even slightly pity that small pathetic little nothing hanging between your legs, too small to even reach your nut sack.</span> </span></p>
<h1><span style="font-family: gabriola; font-size: x-large;">I Know You Have A Small Penis</span></h1>
<p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">I know a lot of you have penis envy, buying big belt buckles, sports cars, long guns, and whatever else you can find to compensate for that disappointment you still have the nerve to call a penis.  I call it a pimple because it&#8217;s small, has a head, and if squeeze it hard enough, white stuff comes out the top, lol. Also, it&#8217;s equally disgusting. While the general theme here is <a href="http://www.phonehumiliation.com" target="_blank">SPH</a><strong></strong>, today, however, I am here to talk about sexual pleasure.  Not yours, mind you.  No, I”m talking about <strong><a href="http://www.suckpatrol.com" target="_blank">coached cock sucking</a></strong>.</span> </span></p>
<h2><span style="font-family: gabriola; font-size: x-large;">You&#8217;d Be A Good Cocksucker, Wouldn&#8217;t You?</span></h2>
<p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">Your lips will be around my friend Dwayne&#8217;s rock hard big black cock.  I don&#8217;t expect you to take it all on the first try.  Of course, if you aren&#8217;t at least trying to you will be punished, but you must understand something.  Dwayne is going to cum tonight.  Now, he can either cum in your mouth, which will go down your throat and into your digestive system, or he will cum in your ass, which will run out of you and leave a VERY noticeable stain in the back of your pants.  </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">Now I know you want to please, and either way is fine with me, but with that tight asshole of yours in jeopardy, I&#8217;d suggest you suck for all you&#8217;re worth&#8230;unless you want to be <strong><a href="http://www.straponfemdommes.com" target="_blank">fucked in your ass!</a></strong></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Gabriola; font-size: large;"><strong>Your Ebony Humiliatrix,</strong></span><br />
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		<title>My Halloween with a Tiny Dick loser!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 21:45:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sirena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p> <p align="left">Hi there, my little pets. Empress Sirena is back. Did you have a happy Halloween? I know I did.&#160; All Saint&#8217;s Day is what they used to call it way back when, but nowadays, it&#8217;s mostly for the sinners. lol</p> Small Penis Humiliation for Halloween! <p align="left">This year, I spent it mostly <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/11/my-halloween-with-a-tiny-dick-loser/">My Halloween with a Tiny Dick loser!</a></span>]]></description>
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<p align="left"><font size="3" face="Arial">Hi there, my little pets. Empress Sirena is back. Did you have a happy Halloween? I know I did.&#160; All Saint&#8217;s Day is what they used to call it way back when, but nowadays, it&#8217;s mostly for the sinners. lol</font></p>
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<h2><font size="6" face="Gabriola">Small Penis Humiliation for Halloween!</font></h2>
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<p align="left"><font size="3" face="Arial">This year, I spent it mostly with a man who was packing a single fun size Twix, instead of the usual double dose Empress loves.&#160; As such, you know that <a href="http://www.phonehumiliation.com" target="_blank">small penis humiliation</a><strong></strong> was on the menu for that night.&#160; Yeah, he thought he was gonna get a chocolate treat, but all he got was a humiliating trick.&#160; I found out how small he was just before the party, when I had gotten him to do a little strip tease before we went out.&#160; I was a little bored, and everyone knows you have to be fashionably late to the party.</font> </p>
<h1><font size="6" face="Gabriola">I Told all the Ladies There How Small He Was</font></h1>
<p align="left"><font size="3" face="Arial">But there was nothing fashionable about the thing he showed me.&#160; I, of course, began laughing.&#160; His face turned the brightest shade of red, and it looked like he was about to pass out from <a href="http://www.eroticphonehumiliation.com/" target="_blank">humiliation</a><strong></strong>.&#160; I don&#8217;t think he will be going to that party next year, what with all the women who know about his shriveled up stack of dimes down there.&#160; Still, he had a beautiful woman on his arm, and despite it all, he was hard as a redwood&#8230;.Well, make that a dogwood.&#160; Oh, I do so love a good Halloween party, don&#8217;t you?</font></p>
<p><font size="5" face="Gabriola"><strong>Your Ebony Humiliatrix,</font><br />
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		<title>Why Being Nice is a Dead Giveaway That You Have a Small Penis</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 12:56:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Courtney</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ <p>Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/why-being-nice-is-a-dead-giveaway-that-you-have-a-small-penis/">Why Being Nice is a Dead Giveaway That You Have a Small Penis</a></span>]]></description>
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<p>Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with <a href="http://www.phonehumiliation.com/">small penises</a> and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the <a href="http://www.phonehumiliation.com/">small penis</a> club! I am phone sex <a href="http://www.pleaseyourmistress.com/">Mistress</a> Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises!</p>
<p>Oh my, the little dicked loser is baaaack!  Well, well, well, you just can&#8217;t get enough of small penis humiliation, now can you &#8220;big&#8221; guy?  I am going to really enlighten you about how women know you have a small penis.  Are you ready?  Drum roll please … you are way too nice!  Yep, you guessed it, women can tell when a man has a small dick because he is unusually nice.  And you know what they say, nice guys finish last!  And, women are notoriously attracted to bad boys.  Why?  Because they are cocky sons of bitches!  And why are they are cocky?  Because they have really, really, really big cocks.  When guys have big dicks, they are very arrogant and cocky.  But you?  You are sweet and nice.  And that&#8217;s how we know.  And you know what?   Well, I will tell you what &#8211; you can always make the ladies the laugh with your little dick.  You can be the court jester!  You can make the girls just giggle and giggle!  You are really good at that, aren&#8217;t you, little dick?  Make the girls laugh if you can&#8217;t make them swoon!  Because heaven knows you can&#8217;t make them cum really hard, so make them laugh really hard!  You may be crying, but the ladies will be laughing.  Add in some presents and some wining and dining and you will crying while they are laughing all the way to the bank!  You are good for laughs and a good time (non &#8211; sexual, of course), and that is all! LOSER!</p>
<p>I am <a href="http://www.eroticvoices.com/">phone sex</a> Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!</p>
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