The Small Penis Club http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com 800-601-7764 (Must be 18+) Wed, 31 Dec 2008 02:19:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 en hourly 1 The Small Penis Plan is Hatched! http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2008/12/the-small-penis-plan-is-hatched/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2008/12/the-small-penis-plan-is-hatched/#comments Wed, 31 Dec 2008 02:19:48 +0000 Ms. Courtney http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=341 Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! If you are just joining the small penis club, welcome little - dicked loser and honorary useless dicks that may as well be small! This is part of a continuing saga about me and Nate Karr Christmas shopping…so if you need to catch up, by all means, do!  (You, catch up?  Not in your lifetime!) We got all settled in on Santa’s lap, and I made the universal motion with my index finger, the one that means, “Roll it!” to the elf.  She nodded ever so slightly.  Then I sat right up and whispered into Santa’s ear, “This is my boyfriend, and I love him, but he has really, really, really small penis, can you help us?”  And then, just as Santa was letting the gravity of what I just told him sink in, I whipped out that huge ass sausage from my tote bag, right as Santa bellowed through the entire mall… I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

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]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2008/12/the-small-penis-plan-is-hatched/feed/ Finally! Small Penis Nate and I Get to Santa! http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2008/12/finally-small-penis-nate-and-i-get-to-santa/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2008/12/finally-small-penis-nate-and-i-get-to-santa/#comments Tue, 30 Dec 2008 02:17:56 +0000 Ms. Courtney http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=339 Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! If you are just joining the small penis club, welcome little - dicked loser and honorary useless dicks that may as well be small! This is part of a continuing saga about me and Nate Karr Christmas shopping…so if you need to catch up, by all means, do!  (You, catch up?  Never going to happen!) Then, it was our turn to sit on Santa’s lap.  I could hardly believe the moment had finally arrived!  He made some dumb ass remark about our ages, and I told him that we still believed in Santa Claus, and, that we wanted the pics for our Moms, and that shut the son of a bitch right up.  I couldn’t believe he was complaining!  I was about to put my ass dangerously near his cock and he has the balls to make a stupid comment.  Then I remembered that he was drunk … LOL …I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

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]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2008/12/finally-small-penis-nate-and-i-get-to-santa/feed/ Pssst, It’s a Small Penis Humiliation Secret! http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2008/12/pssst-its-a-small-penis-humiliation-secret/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2008/12/pssst-its-a-small-penis-humiliation-secret/#comments Mon, 29 Dec 2008 02:14:35 +0000 Ms. Courtney http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=337 Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! If you are just joining the small penis club, welcome little - dicked loser and honorary useless dicks that may as well be small! This is part of a continuing saga about me and Nate Karr Christmas shopping…so if you need to catch up, by all means, do!  (You, catch up?  Forget about it!)   “We would like two photos and one video.  Please keep the video part a secret, as I am surprising my boyfriend, who will be in the video with me.  I don’t want him to know he’s being taped. Thank you so much for helping me make this Christmas extra special for him.”  When the cute little elf read the note, she just turned on her heel and headed to the cash register to run my debit card.  I wanted to scream, “YES!”  But of course, I didn’t.  I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

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]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2008/12/pssst-its-a-small-penis-humiliation-secret/feed/ The Small Penis Plan is Falling into Place! http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2008/12/the-small-penis-plan-is-falling-into-place/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2008/12/the-small-penis-plan-is-falling-into-place/#comments Sun, 28 Dec 2008 02:12:04 +0000 Ms. Courtney http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=335 Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! If you are just joining the small penis club, welcome little - dicked loser and honorary useless dicks that may as well be small! This is part of a continuing saga about me and Nate Karr Christmas shopping…so if you need to catch up, by all means, do!  (You, catch up?  Yeah, like that’s going to happen!)  We were almost to Santa and I was so excited.  One of the scantily clad little slutty elves came over to us to take our order, so to speak.  I just slipped her a note and my debit card.  You see, when I realized they had video, I knew that I would have to get the fact that I wanted a video and a photo past Nate.  So I scribbled a little note from a note pad I kept in my bag that read…  I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

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]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2008/12/the-small-penis-plan-is-falling-into-place/feed/ Nate Tries to Flake Out on the Small Penis Plan http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2008/12/nate-tries-to-flake-out-on-the-small-penis-plan/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2008/12/nate-tries-to-flake-out-on-the-small-penis-plan/#comments Sat, 27 Dec 2008 02:10:21 +0000 Ms. Courtney http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=333 Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! If you are just joining the small penis club, welcome little - dicked loser and honorary useless dicks that may as well be small! This is part of a continuing saga about me and Nate Karr Christmas shopping…so if you need to catch up, by all means, do!  (You, catch up?  What a joke!!) I started kidding with Nate about talking to Santa, “So, have you thought at all about what you are going to ask for?” I queried.  Nate just crammed his hands into his levi pockets and kicked at the red astro turf, “No, I am having second thoughts,” he mumbled.  “Aw, Nate, come on, you promised we would both ask for something!  Don’t flake out on me!”  I said.  “Well, I am most certainly going to ask him for something, and there isn’t a damn thing you can do to stop me!” I retorted.  I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

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]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2008/12/nate-tries-to-flake-out-on-the-small-penis-plan/feed/ Getting Fidgety Waiting to Mock Nate’s Cock http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2008/12/getting-fidgety-waiting-to-mock-nates-cock/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2008/12/getting-fidgety-waiting-to-mock-nates-cock/#comments Fri, 26 Dec 2008 02:09:55 +0000 Ms. Courtney http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=330 Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! If you are just joining the small penis club, welcome little - dicked loser and honorary useless dicks that may as well be small! This is part of a continuing saga about me and Nate Karr Christmas shopping…so if you need to catch up, by all means, do!  (You, catch up?  What a gas!!)  So, I headed out of the gourmet deli with my three foot long summer sausage discretely hidden from view.  I rushed to Nate’s side, thankfully realizing that we are still a bit away from Santa.   The ladies behind us were very forgiving.  I remember secretly hoping that they wouldn’t make any comments about the gigantic sausage bulging through my bag! I did my best to conceal it from them and Nate, turning this way and that.  I know that I must have seemed really fidgety, I was!  I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

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]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2008/12/getting-fidgety-waiting-to-mock-nates-cock/feed/ The Deli Lady Saves the Small Penis Humiliation Day http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2008/12/the-deli-lady-saves-the-small-penis-humiliation-day/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2008/12/the-deli-lady-saves-the-small-penis-humiliation-day/#comments Wed, 24 Dec 2008 04:43:24 +0000 Ms. Courtney http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=327 Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! If you are just joining the small penis club, welcome little - dicked loser and honorary useless dicks that may as well be small! This is part of a continuing saga about me and Nate Karr Christmas shopping…so if you need to catch up, by all means, do!  (You, catch up?  Get real!!) “Is there something wrong, dear?”  I stammered, “Well, I am shopping with a friend who just loves summer sausage, and to surprise him, I told him that you were all sold out, but then tonight at the party, he is really going to be surprised when he sees his holiday favorite, summer sausage in wild abundance!  But I have to hide it from him until then and I don’t know if that’s possible.”   She said, “Oh sure it is, honey.  Here, just take it and put in your tote like this, then we’ll put your knitted cap over it.    I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

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]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2008/12/the-deli-lady-saves-the-small-penis-humiliation-day/feed/ A Fly in the Small Penis Humiliation Ointment http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2008/12/a-fly-in-the-small-penis-humiliation-ointment/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2008/12/a-fly-in-the-small-penis-humiliation-ointment/#comments Wed, 24 Dec 2008 01:41:46 +0000 Ms. Courtney http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=325 Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! If you are just joining the small penis club, welcome little - dicked loser and honorary useless dicks that may as well be small! This is part of a continuing saga about me and Nate Karr Christmas shopping…so if you need to catch up, by all means, do!  (You, catch up?  When wild pigs fly out of my ass!!) The lady reached under the counter and handed me a three fucking foot summer sausage that was as big around as my head!  I said, “Perfect!”  And swiped my debit card.  I was just about to run out without a bas, so as not to lose my place in line for Santa, when I realized that I had to be able to hide it somehow.  But how!  I was in a panic! What to do, what to do!  The lady must’ve sensed my state of panic.   I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

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]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2008/12/a-fly-in-the-small-penis-humiliation-ointment/feed/ A Tool for Small Penis Humiliation Surfaces http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2008/12/a-tool-for-small-penis-humiliation-surfaces/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2008/12/a-tool-for-small-penis-humiliation-surfaces/#comments Tue, 23 Dec 2008 01:38:34 +0000 Ms. Courtney http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=323 Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! If you are just joining the small penis club, welcome little - dicked loser and honorary useless dicks that may as well be small! This is part of a continuing saga about me and Nate Karr Christmas shopping…so if you need to catch up, by all means, do!  (You, catch up?  When monkeys rule the world!!) So I hatched my plan, “Uh, Nate I have pee really bad, I am going to go pee and I will be right back!” I excused myself to the ladies behind me, who were very understanding, and just took off, darting and weaving through the crowd like OJ at the airport.  Breathless I got to the gourmet deli and gasped, “Hi, I need your biggest summer sausage, I am giving a party and need a really big one fast!  I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

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]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2008/12/a-tool-for-small-penis-humiliation-surfaces/feed/ Another Piece of the Small Penis Humiliation Puzzle Falls Into Place http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2008/12/another-piece-of-the-small-penis-humiliation-puzzle-falls-into-place/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2008/12/another-piece-of-the-small-penis-humiliation-puzzle-falls-into-place/#comments Sun, 21 Dec 2008 04:34:09 +0000 Ms. Courtney http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=321 Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! If you are just joining the small penis club, welcome little - dicked loser and honorary useless dicks that may as well be small! This is part of a continuing saga about me and Nate Karr Christmas shopping…so if you need to catch up, by all means, do!  (You, catch up?  When dogs talk!!) …If I had one of those big sausages right now and could put it in the mix. I had to think of a way to get one and get back here before our names were called.  My mind was racing thinking of a way I could pull that off.  What to do.  What to do!  Then it came to me!  I had to pee, of course!  So human, right?  Everyone has to pee, the ladies with kids behind me would be sympathetic. I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

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