The Small Penis Club - brought to you by LDW Group » Small Penis Phone Sex http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com 800-601-7764 (Must be 18+) Wed, 01 Feb 2012 22:58:45 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 800-601-7764 (Must be 18+) The Small Penis Club - brought to you by LDW Group no 800-601-7764 (Must be 18+) The Small Penis Club - brought to you by LDW Group » Small Penis Phone Sex http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/wp-content/plugins/powerpress/rss_default.jpg http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/category/small-penis-phone-sex/ To all My Tiny Dick little Elves http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/11/to-all-my-tiny-dick-little-elves/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/11/to-all-my-tiny-dick-little-elves/#comments Thu, 01 Dec 2011 03:56:37 +0000 Sirena http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=2041 Hello all my jolly little elf cocks out there!  Your Humiliatrix extraordinaire has Christmas on the brain today.  And when I mention elves, I’m not talking about those from The Ring movies a few years ago.  I mean those tiny little workers that help out old Saint Nick at the North Pole.

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Hello all my jolly little elf cocks out there!  Your Humiliatrix extraordinaire has Christmas on the brain today.  And when I mention elves, I’m not talking about those from The Ring movies a few years ago.  I mean those tiny little workers that help out old Saint Nick at the North Pole.

Christmas Is As Good A Reason As Any For SPH!

Yes, I just compared your tiny little cock to mythical little creatures that only come up to the knee of a person around five foot five, maybe five foot six.  Too bad some of you have penis envy when it comes to those little elves because at least they have an inch or two.  Some of your penises have something in common with those elves because both the elves and your genitalia don’t exist!

Your Cock Isn’t A Gift To Anybody

Now, while I love small penis humiliation as much as the next phone sex Femdom–usually more so, since I have an entire website dedicated to it–I find myself, of course, wanting more.  After all, it IS Christmas time, and the popular gift for the last few years has been a dick in a box, at least according to Saturday Night Live! For most of you, a ring box that can be found at most jeweler’s would be plenty big enough to hold your cocks.  Truth be told, I would rather the ring.  Some of you might be clever and think of wearing it as a cock ring, but I can tell you my tiny fingers are still bigger than your tiny member, and I really don’t want to lose that ring. After all, that’s ACTUALLY worth something, isn’t it?

Your Ebony Humiliatrix,
Ms. Sirena

]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/11/to-all-my-tiny-dick-little-elves/feed/ 0 I have plans for that itsy bitsy weenie today http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/11/i-have-plans-for-that-itsy-bitsy-weenie-today/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/11/i-have-plans-for-that-itsy-bitsy-weenie-today/#comments Wed, 23 Nov 2011 22:00:12 +0000 Sirena http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=2020 Hello all you boys out there with your little pindicks.  Today, during our phone humiliation session  we are going to talk about something we can do with those teensy little pee-pees you have.  I am going to cause you to be VERY uncomfortable today just because I feel like it. 

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Hello all you boys out there with your little pindicks.  Today, during our phone humiliation session  we are going to talk about something we can do with those teensy little pee-pees you have.  I am going to cause you to be VERY uncomfortable today just because I feel like it. 

Mistress Can Be Capricious

See, I am in the mood for ruined orgasms.  Tiny dick losers don’t deserve real orgasms in my opinion.  Which is the only opinion that matters.  So all of you will be allowed to play with yourselves for a long, long time.  But you will not be allowed to blow yet another stinky, sticky load into a gym sock and then hide it in the clothes basket for your wife to wash later.  No, no.  No cumming today.  I’m sure your wife will thank me. LOL

How To Ruin Your Orgasm

Just to make it interesting, I want you to put on a pair of gloves while you stroke for me.  Not those yellow or green gloves for washing dishes or cleaning the kitchen. Not the thin latex gloves for examinations at the Doctor’s office.  No, I want you to get a pair of horribly used work gloves.  The kind made out of rawhide leather, rough and worn.  You aren’t meant to ENJOY yourself, after all.  The only joy you should get is the joy of knowing you are making your Empress and Humiliatrix smile.  And then, you’ll need a hairbrush nearby.  This is for your testicles, by the way.  When you feel yourself getting close, or when I give you the command, I do expect the back of that brush to find your testicles in a very, very unhappy way.  It may hurt, but it’ll keep you from cumming without permission and finding yourself in for an even bigger and more uncomfortable punishment!

Are you ready?  I am!

Your Ebony Humiliatrix,
Ms. Sirena

]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2011/11/i-have-plans-for-that-itsy-bitsy-weenie-today/feed/ 2 Some Great New Changes for 2010 for My Small Penis Fellas http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/some-great-new-changes-for-2010-for-my-small-penis-fellas/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/some-great-new-changes-for-2010-for-my-small-penis-fellas/#comments Tue, 29 Dec 2009 04:23:01 +0000 Courtney http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=1071 Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just . . . → Read More: Some Great New Changes for 2010 for My Small Penis Fellas]]>

Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with  small penises and/or useless penises!

Well, this is likely to be my last the small penis club blog entry for the year.  Not to worry, I have some fabulous news for all of my pin dicked losers.  I think you are going to love some of the changes that I have for the coming year!  Allow me to elaborate: I am hoping to spend at least in our in the chat room every day this year!  Now, I don’t expect to start doing this until around the beginning of the second week in January, but I do intend to be in the chat room in the early afternoons, eastern time.  So if you want to catch me in the chat room that will be the time to catch me.  I also hope to be doing oodles of new audios!  So you will have many more of those to enjoy.  Other than this, I don’t anticipate any other changes.  My schedule will stay basically the same.  As a matter of fact, I may even be around in some of the earlier morning hours, and by that I mean, late evening going in to early morning hours.  As you know this Mistress just loves her morning routine,  I love my morning runs, my yoga classes, and sometimes snuggle time with Ms. Will, and that is why I don’t usually sign on until the early afternoon.  So, I don’t anticipate my schedule changing much except that I will be around more in the late evening early morning.  Which is great, that means you have more opportunities for phone sex with me!  And as I said, I hope this new year is chock filled with phone sex!  HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERY ONE!!!
I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises! If you fill that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

For an erotic phone session with Mistress Courtney, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com

YIM: mscourtney_controlsyou
AIM: courtneyncontrol
MSN:  mscourtney_controlsyou
mscourtney_controlsyou@yahoo.com

Spoil Your Mistress

Small Penis Club with Ms. Courtney

800-601-6975

Listen to My  Audios
For More Small Penis Phone Sex Sessions Visit Phone Humiliation

]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/some-great-new-changes-for-2010-for-my-small-penis-fellas/feed/ 1 Attractive Women Prey on Men with Small Penises http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/attractive-women-prey-on-men-with-small-penises/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/attractive-women-prey-on-men-with-small-penises/#comments Mon, 28 Dec 2009 04:16:38 +0000 Courtney http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=1069 Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just . . . → Read More: Attractive Women Prey on Men with Small Penises]]>

Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with  small penises and/or useless penises!

How are you sweetie?  How are you and that tiny little nubbin of yours?  Did you get everything you wanted for Christmas?  No?  Well, I’m not surprised.  I mean, let’s face it, you don’t ever fulfill anyone’s desires, so why should anyone want to fulfill yours!?  Yes, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but if you want anything done, you are just going to have to do it yourself.  If there’s anything that you want, you’re going to have to go out and buy it for yourself.  If you want to have any experiences, you’re just going to have to make those experiences happen for yourself.  I know, why don’t you take yourself out to a gentleman’s club on new year’s eve?  You can buy lap dance, after lap dance, after lap dance, and I can guarantee you that the stripper will know you have a little dick.  How humiliating is that?  And you know what?  Beautiful women prey on men with little dicks.  Why?  Well, I’ll tell you why, because we know you’re good for it.  You have such tiny dicks that you do, buy, or say anything we want you to do, buy or say.  Yes, you are desperate.  And when you’re desperate you’ll go to desperate measures.  And attractive women know this!  And we use it!  We use it to our benefit, to our advantage,  and to our gain.  So, you might as well give in and go buy yourself a lap dance.  I guarantee you that stripper will be laughing all the way to the bank.

I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises! If you fill that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

For an erotic phone session with Mistress Courtney, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com

YIM: mscourtney_controlsyou
AIM: courtneyncontrol
MSN:  mscourtney_controlsyou
mscourtney_controlsyou@yahoo.com

Spoil Your Mistress

Small Penis Club with Ms. Courtney

800-601-6975

Listen to My  Audios
For More Small Penis Phone Sex Sessions Visit Phone Humiliation

]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/attractive-women-prey-on-men-with-small-penises/feed/ 0 Making Men with Little Dicks Swallow! http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/making-men-with-little-dicks-swallow/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/making-men-with-little-dicks-swallow/#comments Sun, 27 Dec 2009 04:10:33 +0000 Courtney http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=1067 Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just . . . → Read More: Making Men with Little Dicks Swallow!]]>

Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with  small penises and/or useless penises!

Time is running out, pin dicked loser!  How so?  Well, I will tell you how so!  If you don’t want to bring the new year in with a dick as small as the when you had when you brought 2009 in, and you had better get hopping!  You better get out there by use some of those supplements!  You better get out there and buy you a nice dick pump!  And, do any of those things work?  No, they don’t.  But you know what?  Well, it makes me laugh to think about you running around trying all these dick enlargement things.  It’s just a big fat waste of money.  But I like to think about you trying!  You know what my favorite gimmick is to make someone, um, er, uh, swallow?  Well, I just love, love, love to tell my pin dicked losers but if they suck the cum out of the cock of the big dicked man, that it will make their cock grow!  Oh yes, it is a tactic I have employed many, many times!  I just love telling little dicked losers that if they suck on a big dick and swallow the cum that it might make their dick grow!  That is so mean of me.  Of course, nothing could be further from the truth, but I sure do love making guys fall for it.  And you would not believe how many do!  They fall for it hook, line, and sinker.  And that just makes me laugh my ass off.  Which further proves that men with little dicks are good for one thing:  comic relief!

I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises! If you fill that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

For an erotic phone session with Mistress Courtney, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com

YIM: mscourtney_controlsyou
AIM: courtneyncontrol
MSN:  mscourtney_controlsyou
mscourtney_controlsyou@yahoo.com

Spoil Your Mistress

Small Penis Club with Ms. Courtney

800-601-6975

Listen to My  Audios
For More Small Penis Phone Sex Sessions Visit Phone Humiliation

]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/making-men-with-little-dicks-swallow/feed/ 0 Your Rightful Place in the World, Pin Dick http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/your-rightful-place-in-the-world-pin-dick/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/your-rightful-place-in-the-world-pin-dick/#comments Sun, 27 Dec 2009 02:06:11 +0000 Courtney http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=1065 Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just . . . → Read More: Your Rightful Place in the World, Pin Dick]]>

Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with  small penises and/or useless penises!

Well?  Did you get your big dick for Christmas?  No?  Aw!  You poor, poor baby!  Well, let me tell you, I’ve got a big dick for you all right!  Yep, you guessed it!  I’ve got a nice big strap on, or, I’ve got a nice big King Kong Schlong, that you can lick and suck on!  Of course, everyone knows that little dicked men are dick suckers, and that they like to get fucked in the ass.  If you don’t feel that way now, don’t worry too much about it, you soon will!  Oh yes, it’s just a matter of time before you become a dirty little, dick sucking, small dicked whore.  You know that it’s buried deep inside you and that it’s what you really want, isn’t it?  I mean let’s face it, if you can’t give pleasure with your penis, you might as well give it with your little ass and your mouth.  Because, a mouth is a mouth!  And guys with big dicks really get turned on having guys with little dicks suck their cocks.  It establishes the pecking order.  If you have a tiny little dick and you’re sucking on some guys big dick, it just means that you are doing your rightful job.  That means that you are doing what you are born to do.  And since you are such a small dicked little loser I think your rightful places on your knees sucking cock.  And you know what else?  I think it fits you! ;)

I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises! If you fill that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

For an erotic phone session with Mistress Courtney, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com

YIM: mscourtney_controlsyou
AIM: courtneyncontrol
MSN:  mscourtney_controlsyou
mscourtney_controlsyou@yahoo.com

Spoil Your Mistress

Small Penis Club with Ms. Courtney

800-601-6975

Listen to My  Audios
For More Small Penis Phone Sex Sessions Visit Phone Humiliation

]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/your-rightful-place-in-the-world-pin-dick/feed/ 0 All I Want for Christmas is a Nice Big Cock! http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-a-nice-big-cock/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-a-nice-big-cock/#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 05:31:06 +0000 Courtney http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=1057 Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just . . . → Read More: All I Want for Christmas is a Nice Big Cock!]]>

SPH Mistress Courtney 800-601-6975Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with  small penises and/or useless penises!

All I want for Christmas is a nice big cock!  Remember that old song?  All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth?  Well, you should sing, “All I want for Christmas is a nice big cock!”  Oh my God, if you did sing that, that would crack me up!  Because everyone knows that little-dicked losers are almost all cock suckers, so you would be singing it from one perspective, that being you wish you possessed (on your own anatomy) a nice big cock, just like this singer wanted two front teeth for Christmas in his mouth,  not in his hand.  But if anybody heard you singing it, it sounds so ridiculous they would think that you wanted a nice big cock to suck!  And that’s fucking funny!  As a matter of fact, since I know you are all humiliation junkies, small penis humiliation junkies to be specific, I think that’s the song you should have on your mind all the time!  Sing it to yourself as you go about your day.  When you’re mailing your packages and your Christmas cards, when you’re Christmas shopping, when you’re at holiday parties and enjoying time with friends and family, I want that song to be like an ear worm in your head.  Just keep singing that song “All I want for Christmas is a nice big cock,” and you never know, maybe Santa will come down the chimney and fuck your face, you little dicked loser!  I’ll bet you Santa has a big dick!

I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises! If you fill that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

For an erotic phone session with Mistress Courtney, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com

YIM: mscourtney_controlsyou
AIM: courtneyncontrol
MSN:  mscourtney_controlsyou
mscourtney_controlsyou@yahoo.com

Spoil Your Mistress

Small Penis Club with Ms. Courtney

800-601-6975

Listen to My  Audios
For More Small Penis Phone Sex Sessions Visit Phone Humiliation

]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-a-nice-big-cock/feed/ 1 Why Pindicks are Often Panty Boys http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/why-pindicks-are-often-panty-boys/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/why-pindicks-are-often-panty-boys/#comments Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:52:54 +0000 Courtney http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=1052 Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less . . . → Read More: Why Pindicks are Often Panty Boys]]>

Small Penis Phone Sex Mistress Courtney 800-601-6975Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises!

You would not believe how many men with small penises are pantie boys.  I think that men with little dicks want to be pantie boys because there dicks fit so much better in a pair of tight satin or silky panties than they do in briefs or boxers with lots of room for a big penis.  As a matter of fact, I just had a really funny small penis humiliation phone sex session with a panty boy.  He only wears panties.  He does not own a pair of boy panties, or should I say boy underwear.  Which of course, made me laugh, and laugh, and laugh.  I was teasing him so much, asking him things like, what if you got in a car accident and they had to take you to the emergency room and had to cut your pants off and then saw that you had panties on underneath?  And then I could not stop laughing.  My cheeks hurt and my sides were splitting.  It was a real knee slapper!  And I could tell that the harder I laughed the more turned on that little dicked panty boy got.  Panty boys with little penises are just too damned funny for words.  And this little dicked loser was no exception.  And the best part of it all?  He asked Santa for a web cam for Christmas, so next time we talk I have a feeling that I am going to get to see a little show!  How fun is that?

I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

For an erotic phone session with Mistress Courtney, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com

YIM: mscourtney_controlsyou
AIM: courtneyncontrol
MSN:  mscourtney_controlsyou
mscourtney_controlsyou@yahoo.com

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www.sissylesbians.com
www.prostatemilkingblog.com

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www.myprettysissy.com
Spoil Your Mistress

Small Penis Club with Ms. Courtney

800-601-6975

Listen to My  Audios
For More Small Penis Phone Sex Sessions Visit Phone Humiliation

]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/why-pindicks-are-often-panty-boys/feed/ 0 Why Being Nice is a Dead Giveaway That You Have a Small Penis http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/why-being-nice-is-a-dead-giveaway-that-you-have-a-small-penis/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/why-being-nice-is-a-dead-giveaway-that-you-have-a-small-penis/#comments Sun, 13 Dec 2009 12:56:28 +0000 Courtney http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=1043 Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less . . . → Read More: Why Being Nice is a Dead Giveaway That You Have a Small Penis]]>

Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises!

Oh my, the little dicked loser is baaaack!  Well, well, well, you just can’t get enough of small penis humiliation, now can you “big” guy?  I am going to really enlighten you about how women know you have a small penis.  Are you ready?  Drum roll please … you are way too nice!  Yep, you guessed it, women can tell when a man has a small dick because he is unusually nice.  And you know what they say, nice guys finish last!  And, women are notoriously attracted to bad boys.  Why?  Because they are cocky sons of bitches!  And why are they are cocky?  Because they have really, really, really big cocks.  When guys have big dicks, they are very arrogant and cocky.  But you?  You are sweet and nice.  And that’s how we know.  And you know what?   Well, I will tell you what – you can always make the ladies the laugh with your little dick.  You can be the court jester!  You can make the girls just giggle and giggle!  You are really good at that, aren’t you, little dick?  Make the girls laugh if you can’t make them swoon!  Because heaven knows you can’t make them cum really hard, so make them laugh really hard!  You may be crying, but the ladies will be laughing.  Add in some presents and some wining and dining and you will crying while they are laughing all the way to the bank!  You are good for laughs and a good time (non – sexual, of course), and that is all! LOSER!

I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

For an erotic phone session with Mistress Courtney, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com

YIM: mscourtney_controlsyou
AIM: courtneyncontrol
MSN:  mscourtney_controlsyou
mscourtney_controlsyou@yahoo.com

www.kinkdomme.com
www.sissylesbians.com
www.prostatemilkingblog.com

www.thesmallpenisclub.com
www.myprettysissy.com
Spoil Your Mistress

Small Penis Club with Ms. Courtney

800-601-6975

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]]> http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/why-being-nice-is-a-dead-giveaway-that-you-have-a-small-penis/feed/ 0 Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and Your Little Dick http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/santa-the-tooth-fairy-and-your-little-dick/ http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/2009/12/santa-the-tooth-fairy-and-your-little-dick/#comments Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:26:46 +0000 Courtney http://www.thesmallpenisclub.com/?p=1039 Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less . . . → Read More: Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and Your Little Dick]]>

Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises!

Oh my!  You know what I was thinking about take?  And well, I’ll tell you what, I was thinking about it all of the little boys all over the world that grew up to be men with small penises, could go back in time and ask Santa for a bigger penis when they become grown up boys, would they?  And that just made me laugh, and laugh, and laugh!  I could not believe how side – splittingly funny that was to me.  I could not catch my breath!  Just thinking about how sad it must’ve been when all of you with little penises realized you have little dicks and that you blew all of those opportunities to ask someone in authority for an exchange.  Oh but wait, it wouldn’t have mattered anyway!  Everyone knows that Santa Claus is not real.  Maybe you should have put a silver dollar under your pillow and asked the tooth fairy for a bigger penis?  Oh wait, she can only give money for teeth, not bigger penis is for money!  And truth be told, this is just your favorite Humiliatrix poking fun at your little penis once again.  It’s what I do!  I love making fun of men with little penises.  I can hardly believe my good fortune that being able to laugh it your dick while you pay for the pleasure of hearing me giggle.  You know what?  I couldn’t have dreamed of a life this great!  And thinking of you pulling your pud, while I crack up at your expense, priceless!

I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

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