Hey there, little ones. Your ebony Goddess has a story that I think you will like. Ready?
This Is Why I Don’t Do Blind Dates
I made the mistake of agreeing to a blind date a few weekends ago…don’t tell the boyfriend lol. I NEVER do that, normally, but the guy was a cousin of one of my friends, and I felt like I should at least give him half a chance. We’d been emailing back and forth before the date, and he seemed nice enough. He was even nicer on the actual date. He took my coat for me, pulled out my chair, opened doors for me, and so forth. Now, I expect these kinds of manners from men, but he just seemed so eager to cater to my every need that I was very impressed. To be honest, I have found white males just love to cater to Black women.
The Nice Ones Always Have Something To Compensate For
Our date was so fun that I forgot one of my cardinal rules: The ones who are this willing to please always have something to compensate for. So I made the mistake of letting him get naked for me after the date, and, damn, I was disappointed! The disappointment didn’t last too long because the SPH fun started shortly afterward lol. But for a minute there, I was highly annoyed. So what’s the moral of this story? Actually, there are two. Number one, don’t ever let a friend try to foist her family members off on me again, and number two, men with small dicks should really have to wear signs at all times to keep from giving women any unpleasant surprises.
The End.
Your Ebony Humiliatrix,
Ms. Sirena
Small Penis Humiliatrix_Empress Sirena
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