Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises!
Oh my, the little dicked loser is baaaack! Well, well, well, you just can’t get enough of small penis humiliation, now can you “big” guy? I am going to really enlighten you about how women know you have a small penis. Are you ready? Drum roll please … you are way too nice! Yep, you guessed it, women can tell when a man has a small dick because he is unusually nice. And you know what they say, nice guys finish last! And, women are notoriously attracted to bad boys. Why? Because they are cocky sons of bitches! And why are they are cocky? Because they have really, really, really big cocks. When guys have big dicks, they are very arrogant and cocky. But you? You are sweet and nice. And that’s how we know. And you know what? Well, I will tell you what – you can always make the ladies the laugh with your little dick. You can be the court jester! You can make the girls just giggle and giggle! You are really good at that, aren’t you, little dick? Make the girls laugh if you can’t make them swoon! Because heaven knows you can’t make them cum really hard, so make them laugh really hard! You may be crying, but the ladies will be laughing. Add in some presents and some wining and dining and you will crying while they are laughing all the way to the bank! You are good for laughs and a good time (non – sexual, of course), and that is all! LOSER!
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