Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises!
Time is running out, pin dicked loser! How so? Well, I will tell you how so! If you don’t want to bring the new year in with a dick as small as the when you had when you brought 2009 in, and you had better get hopping! You better get out there by use some of those supplements! You better get out there and buy you a nice dick pump! And, do any of those things work? No, they don’t. But you know what? Well, it makes me laugh to think about you running around trying all these dick enlargement things. It’s just a big fat waste of money. But I like to think about you trying! You know what my favorite gimmick is to make someone, um, er, uh, swallow? Well, I just love, love, love to tell my pin dicked losers but if they suck the cum out of the cock of the big dicked man, that it will make their cock grow! Oh yes, it is a tactic I have employed many, many times! I just love telling little dicked losers that if they suck on a big dick and swallow the cum that it might make their dick grow! That is so mean of me. Of course, nothing could be further from the truth, but I sure do love making guys fall for it. And you would not believe how many do! They fall for it hook, line, and sinker. And that just makes me laugh my ass off. Which further proves that men with little dicks are good for one thing: comic relief!
I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises! If you fill that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!
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