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All I Want for Christmas is a Nice Big Cock!


SPH Mistress Courtney 800-601-6975Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with  small penises and/or useless penises!

All I want for Christmas is a nice big cock!  Remember that old song?  All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth?  Well, you should sing, “All I want for Christmas is a nice big cock!”  Oh my God, if you did sing that, that would crack me up!  Because everyone knows that little-dicked losers are almost all cock suckers, so you would be singing it from one perspective, that being you wish you possessed (on your own anatomy) a nice big cock, just like this singer wanted two front teeth for Christmas in his mouth,  not in his hand.  But if anybody heard you singing it, it sounds so ridiculous they would think that you wanted a nice big cock to suck!  And that’s fucking funny!  As a matter of fact, since I know you are all humiliation junkies, small penis humiliation junkies to be specific, I think that’s the song you should have on your mind all the time!  Sing it to yourself as you go about your day.  When you’re mailing your packages and your Christmas cards, when you’re Christmas shopping, when you’re at holiday parties and enjoying time with friends and family, I want that song to be like an ear worm in your head.  Just keep singing that song “All I want for Christmas is a nice big cock,” and you never know, maybe Santa will come down the chimney and fuck your face, you little dicked loser!  I’ll bet you Santa has a big dick!

I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises! If you fill that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

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