Your Dick is Proof That God Has a Sense of Humor

Check you out!  You are here at the small penis club blog!  No doubt because you have a teeny tiny itsy bitsy little bitty penis.  Yeah, there aren’t a whole string of women beating a path to your door, are there?  Let’s face it, you’ve got a little dick and no women won a fuck your teeny tiny little dick.  Can you blame them?  You know, the pussy was designed for a baby to pass through, and so, it stands to reason, they your little dick is not going to make a woman feel fulfilled.  How could it?  If the baby is supposed to pass through that and all that’s going in there is a Vienna sausage well, it’s like a drop in the bucket.  Isn’t it?  It is like the proverbial drop in the bucket.  Believe me fellas, it is beyond the sound of one hand clapping.  It is so fucking ridiculous that I can’t even wrap my mind around it.  Your tiny little dick trying to make a woman feel good.  Now that is a fucking laugh!  It makes me want to just roll on the floor laughing.  I can hardly believe how fucking funny it is.  Because you know, God does have a sense of humor.  And if you ever doubted it, if you’d ever doubted it for 1 minute, go to the bathroom take off your pants and look down at your little dick, and you will have your answer!  Your little dicked equals God’s idea of a very, very, funny joke.