You Don’t Even Use Your Whole Hand, Do You?

Well, if you know, I think that it’s a little interesting when a man is born with a small penis.  Seriously, having a small penis is a bit of a curse.  You can’t really fuck a woman with your tiny little penis, and yet, your tiny little penis is always telling you to go out there and fuck a woman!  Now here comes the really, really, really sad part.  You got this penis, right?  And to you know, if your penis feels really good.  But to me?  Your penis is hardly a blip on my radar.  I’m not kidding!  Your penis is absolutely no good for anyone but you.  The only person who will ever get any sexual satisfaction from your penis is you.  That’s just the way it is.  You have a little dick and your favorite lover, your most consistent lover, the lover that will never leave you stranded, is Rosie palm and her five sisters.  And you know what?  Well, I’ll tell you what. Even the whole, ” Rosie Palm” analogy is pretty pathetic, it does let’s face it, you don’t use all of your fingers, now do you?  Nope.  How could you?  It would be complete overkill!  Seriously!  Your tiny little penis only requires at the most a three finger stroke!  You know it, and I know it, and just about everybody on the planet knows it!  Believe me, there is no escaping the fact that is you don’t stroke with  the whole hand.   It is a known fact!  And you cannot deny it.