Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises!
Well, did you stuff yourself on Thursday? Did you know that for every 10 pounds overweight a man is, he loses an inch in penis size? How fucking funny is that? Have you ever watched that show “The Biggest Loser”? Some of those guys probably have inverted penises, they are so overweight! But you know what? Well, I’ll tell you what, at least they can lose weight! And guess what? If they lose weight they will find their penises again, but you? Well, you could never lose enough weight to be able to find your penis! You know I’m right! That just makes me laugh. But as I have said many, many, many times before, your small penis is very good for one thing, it is excellent for comic relief! As a matter fact, that’s about the only thing that your little penis is good for! And the only person who ever gets any sexual pleasure at all, what so ever, from your little penis, is you. And if that doesn’t make you laugh, I don’t think anything will! I think being able to laugh at yourself is a great skill, especially if you have a very small penis! And I know that all of you boys with small penises enjoy hearing a beautiful woman laugh at it, right? That’s why you come to the small penis club blog! Because you know that you can read all about men with little penises and how much they make women like me laugh, and laugh, and laugh!
I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises! If you fit that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!
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