The Case for Detachable Penises

Oh my, my, my!  Look who’s back.  It’s the man with a little teeny tiny penis.  It’s the little man on the totem pole.  And when I say little man, I mean little man.  Seriously, you have to know how pathetically small your dick is, right?  Okay, reality check.  You are on a web site called the small penis club, and you are reading this blog, get a fucking clue, you little dicked loser!   Do you honestly think you would be at such a website if you didn’t foot the bill?  Of course not!  But here you are!  And really, let’s get totally honest about this, being a member of the small penis club, is about the only bill you are going to foot ever in your lifetime.  Because you know and I know that if you try to put your little penis inside my pussy you would feel so inadequate.  And why would you feel inadequate?  Because you are inadequate!  I’ve got a plethora of toys that eclipse your tiny little dick.  And you think the fact that they’re in inanimate is a deterrent to me for using them?  Hell, fucking no!  As a matter of fact, the fact that they’re inanimate makes them even more appealing to me.  All that you’re wondering why?  Well, I’ll tell you why.  I prefer a detachable penis to a real penis any day.  And the reason for this is quite simple, a detachable penis does no thinking.  It’s just there being a phallus, and when the owner detaches it, it’s work is done.