Read it and Weep, Pindick

Hey, hey, hey there little penis man!  I suppose you’re reading my blog posts two the small penis club blog because you have a small penis and what the hell else are you going to do?  Let’s face it, your dance card is empty!  And why is that?  Because nobody wants to fuck that tiny little penis.  As a matter of fact since you are judged by the size of your cock, and, since your value as a man is determined by the size of your cock it stands to reason that you would be home alone in front of the computer reading this blog post instead of out fucking a woman.  Can you feel me?  Oh wait, bad analogy!  You can’t feel me at all can you?  Nope, you can’t feel me at all!  Why?  Because you have a tiny penis!  Even enough, by some miracle of fate, I were to allow you to get any where near my pussy with your penis, believe me little dicked man you would not be able to feel me, nor would I be able to feel you.  That’s what happens when you have a teeny tiny penis.  Even if you try to fuck a woman if she has been getting regular cock, and by that I mean decent size cock you will not be able to feel her and she will not be able to feel you.  That’s just the way it is.  And as my little sister says, ” because it’s like that, and that’s the way it is.”  Read it and weep.