Making Fun of Your Penis Makes Me Happy
By Courtney, on November 1st, 2009
Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises!
Oh my! Look who’s back! It’s me! Your favorite small penis Humiliatrix Mistress Courtney. Did you miss me? I’d like to say that I miss you, but we both know that that would be a lie. No, seriously I am just kidding. All my a little penis boys know that they have a place in my life, even if that place is nowhere near my pussy. All kidding aside, I’ll bet you are wondering what happened to the regular blog posts at the small penis club? Well boys, I took a little break. But hold onto your tiny little willies, I am back! And you know what? It feels fucking fantastic to the back at the small penis club blog. Oh my, now that’s a sentence I never thought I’d hear myself say! I have really missed making fun of all of your small penises on a fairly regular basis here at the small penis club blog. So what if you been doing with yourselves in my absence? I know, you’ve been calling me! You see, I may have taken a break from blog writing, but I did not take a break from small penis humiliation phone sex sessions! I could never stay away from the phone for that long! I fucking love small penis humiliation phone sex! It just tickles me to no end to make fun of your tiny little penises! It’s just a fucking riot! And you know what, I intend to make fun of your penis is for a long, long, long time.
I am
phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises! If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!
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