Do What You Were Born to Do, Little Dick

So yeah, if you have a little dick, you’re basically just here for the comic relief.  As long as you can grapple with that, as long as you can live with that, then just know that your sole purpose on the face of planet is just to make women laugh!   Because seriously, with a penis that’s less than 6 inches you are basically sentenced to the life of small penis court jester.  I mean it!  Who on God’s green earth is going to want to fuck a penis that is less than 6 inches?  To be completely honest with you, I absolutely have to have at least 8 inches.  As a matter of fact, if I see in 8 inch penis I’m slightly disappointed.  Now you have to understand that I have a long, long, long (pardon the pun!) have a history of dating black men, exclusively.  Well, let me clarify, I have a history of dating black men and women.  So, what does is have to do with you, my small dicked friend?  Once you get used to having a nice big fat king kong schlong, you just cannot go to a tiny, little pathetic white boy penis.  I consider any beneath me.  And, besides being beneath me, I’d just don’t get any satisfaction whatsoever out of a penis less than 8 inches.   Call me crazy!  It’s just who I am:  a size queen until the day I die!  So what is a tiny dicked loser like you to do?  Get between my knees bitch and lick my pussy like you are born to do!