Are You the Loser Penis Trifecta?

So, would you believe, I am just here are hanging out sipping some red wine listing to some fabulous jazz and all of a sudden my phone rings.  And who is on the other end?  You guessed it!  It sits teeny tiny little penis cuckold!  Yep!  He’s got a 3 inch penis and he has performance issues.  As I explained to him about 10 minutes ago on the phone if you have a little penis, and, if you are a premature ejaculation are, and, if you cannot get it up, or keep it up, you are the fucking trifecta, mother fucker!  And by trifecta, I mean the trifecta of losers!  Seriously!  Can you even imagine having a penis that comes too fast?  Can you imagine having a penis that just is totally limp and won’t do anything?  Now couple those two things with a penis that’s less than 6 inches?  You’ve got one really sorry penis on your hands, seriously!  It’s not enough that it’s tiny, then it has to either come too fast or not be able to get hard or stay hard.  Now that’s just fucking terrible.  Two me, that is a penis that needs to be put out to pasture.  What fucking good is it?  Well, I’ll tell you, it’s not any fucking good at all!  It is, by definition, a completely, and utterly, worthless, and useless penis.  I would venture to say that if you have such a penis you might as well have no penis at all.  Because let’s face it, a penis that useless is no good to anyone but its owner.