You Are Pathetic, Raisin Balls

Oh my!  Look who the cat drug in!  You know, sometimes I do think your tiny little penis looks like a little mouse!  And I could see a cat dragging in a mouse, couldn’t you?  But you know what I couldn’t see?  I couldn’t see a sex kitten want anything to do with your pathetic little wiener.  As a matter of fact, your pathetic little wiener makes most women want to hurl.  I know what makes me want to hurl!  It is so nasty!  And your balls?  They look like dried up little raisins.  Now I ask you, who wants anything to do with a tiny little Vienna sausage wiener and two dried up little raisins?  It’s almost as if your penis was kept from growing to its full potential.  That has got to suck.  But you know what?  Well, I’ll tell you what, no one, and I mean no one, wants to suck your pathetic little penis.  I would venture to say that you are probably still a pillow – humping virgin.  You are aren’t you?  I knew it!  I knew that you are that type of guy that no woman would ever want to fuck.  Can you blame us?  That pathetic little waste of flesh hanging between your legs (and I use the word “hanging” very loosely because everyone knows that your little nubbin’ doesn’t hang at all), is not the kind of thing that a woman wants anywhere near her pussy.  It’s disgusting!  The only thing it’s good for is a laugh!