That’s Just the Way the Cookie Crumbles, Pin Dick?

Look at the little – dicked loser, back for more small penis humiliation.  Well, I think it’s time once again small – dicked losers and pathetic – little peckers, for all of you to gather ’round and hear all about what your lifestyle options are as a small – dicked man.  For instance, your first choice, one that you are probably already doing, is to be a chronic masturbator.  See?  I told you you had this base covered!  Your second option, would be to become a gay bottom, because a gay top doesn’t really care what size your dick is, since it’s all about pleasing with your mouth and with your ass.  Okay, so your second option is to become a cuckold.  What does this mean exactly?  Well, your wife or girlfriend is free to have sex with whomever she pleases (usually a very, very well – hung man, known as the bull).  As a cuckold, you may be called upon to fluff (suck until he gets hard) your wife’s lover.  You may also be required to clean her dirty pussy, licking and soothing it from having been pounded by a real man with a real cock.  If she becomes impregnated by him, you will have to raise his children.  (Which is, by the way, the true meaning of ‘cuckold.’)  And, last, but not least, you can hire a prostitute and pay for sex.  So there you go!  Those are your options as a man with a small penis.  How do you like them apples?