Focus on What You CAN do to Please a Woman, Pencil Dick

Oh dear, look who’s here.  It’s a shriveled up, limp dicked, raisin balls loser.  I’d like to tell you I’m happy you are here, and in a sadistic way, I suppose I am.  But let’s face it, who is ever really happy to see a tiny little dick?  I like how addicted you are to reading this blog!  But I could do without your zit dick.  As I have often said, the only person who ever gets any satisfaction out of your disgusting little nubbin’ is you.  You’ll never, ever, ever be able to please a woman with your disgusting little dick.  So you might as well get used to doing other things for women to make them happy.  For instance, you need to work two or three jobs say you can afford to buy all the pretty ladies pretty things.  You need to get really good at eating pussy.  You need to learn how to fix things around the house.  And if you really want to be able to please someone sexually with your body, you’re just going to have to become a gay bottom.  Because gay tops don’t care what size your little dicklet is.  All they care about is your mouth pussy and your ass pussy.  So you better get used to second and taking it up the ass, bitch.  Because let’s face it, that is all you are good for!  That and buying women pretty things, eating their pussies, and doing things for them around the house!