Does Your Little Penis Hurt?
By Courtney, on October 6th, 2009
Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises!
I knew it! I knew you would be back today. I know you’re probably hurting a little bit, not because you’ve been having a masturbation marathon, although I’m almost 100% certain that that is true as well, but because you may have noticed that I am not writing in the small penis club blog as often as I have been in the recent past. Well, isn’t that just like a woman? Did you use to something and then yank it away from you! Now, I’m not going to go so far as to say that I did on purpose, but I do find it quite amusing. Actually, truth be told, I have developed some other interests and I am not finding the time in my busy schedule to write as often as I once did in the small penis club blog. I think is really funny though. But you got used a reading of blog post every day, and at your getting less than half of that. Want you to really let that feeling of disappointment soak in. Feel it, feel it, feel it? Yeah, it’s disappointing isn’t it? Well I want you, you shriveled up little pin dick, to really wallow in this feeling, because that is how women feel each and every time you have tricked us into thinking that you have a penis of merit. It doesn’t feel good, it does it? And does little kids on the playground will say, how do you like it? Or as they say in France, tit for tat, to the good cat, the good rat.
I am
phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises! If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!
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