Taking Small Penis Humiliation to New, er, Heights

In my last small penis club blog entry, I was relaying an interesting phone sex session that I had with a man with a small penis who frequents Hooter’s.  I’ve actually gotten quite fond of this small penis man, but not in a sexual way.  We actually have quite a good laugh together, and he’s very skilled at laughing at himself.  Which is a great skill to have if you have a small penis.  As a matter of fact, he says he’s getting quite addicted at having me mock his penis now and again.  Most recently, he wanted permission from me to say it only at the pretty, yet mean, waitress’ table from now on.  So, I emailed him a sort of permission slip.  And believe it are not, he intends to take a printout of that e-mail to the cold and beautiful waitress as proof that his Mistress wants him to sit at her table exclusively.  Of course, this particular small penis man, as I said in my last entry, has the days that she works the bar in the days that she works the tables down to a science.  He is a very nice tipper, I will give him that.  Except he is the same guy that tried to leave me a pretty minuscule tribute.  But hey I suppose a girl in the flesh could be worth more than one on the phone!  Don’t you believe it!  I can guarantee you that no hooters girl will mock your penis openly going so far as to call it a zit, like a Mistress will!