Small Penis Man, Your Little Dick is Running the Show, and That is Just Sad

So there, how’s the little dick doing?  Still small?  Awww, poor little – dicked man!  You sure did draw the short straw, literally!  You are so addicted to playing with your little penis, aren’t you?  Well, that’s not surprising, after all, the only person who will ever, ever, ever get any pleasure from your pathetic little penis is YOU!  That is why you just cannot, no matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, you simply cannot, for the life of you, keep your grubby mitts off of your teeny, tiny, itsy, bitsy, little, bitty penis, now can you?  You are a little – dicked man, who, surprise, surprise!  Also completely lacks any self – control whatsoever!  You are such a pathetic little – dicked loser, aren’t you?  And if you don’t know it, well, I consider it my supreme job to tell you so!  So, consider yourself told.  You are a loser in way more ways that just because you have a tiny penis, but because you just can’t keep your hands off of it.  You have no self – restraint!  You have no self – discipline!  You are a completely out of control, maniacal masturbator, aren’t you little – dicked loser?  Your dick is doing the thinking!   Your dick is driving the train!  Your dick is the conductor of your life!  Your pathetic little dick is in charge, now that’s just sad!  A very sad commentary indeed!  You are not the master of your domain, and who would want to be, if being the master means being the master of that waste of human flesh!