Small Boner Sperm Donor? WTF!?!?

Jeez!  You just can’t get enough, can you?  I swear, sometimes, I think you are addicted to small penis humiliation.  I can’t say that I don’t blame you, it’s validating, and hot, in a humiliating way, isn’t it?  You know your dick is pathetically small and worthless.  What could be hotter than to have a hot woman tell you so?  I can’t think of any thing that would make a small penis squirt more than that.  Even if all you squirted was that anemic, watery cum that you know is the hallmark of a true small penis!  What is your cum like?  Is it pathetic and anemic like your dick? I thought so!  Now, what I would like to know is this, with your little pathetic willie, and your watery cum, how do little penises keep propagating?  It seems a genetic impossibility!  But hey, I guess if you get a woman drunk enough, she’ll let you jack off, on her pussy, and, if she is especially fertile, maybe, just maybe, she might be pregnant from that, but that seems like an utter impossibility, doesn’t it?  I mean, talk about a long shot, pardon the pun!  So, if that is far – fetched, then how do small penises keep populating (more like polluting!) the gene pool?  I just don’t get it!  Unless of course, men with small penises are being sperm donors.  I would think they would screen for that, I mean, who wants a small boner, sperm donor!?!  Not me, that’s for sure!