Oh How the Man with a Small Penis Can Exaggerate!

In my last small penis club blog entry, I was discussing an interesting little event, and I do mean quite little, with a man who goes to Hooter’s three times a week.  Leave it to a man with a small penis to make an art out of going to Hooter’s.  He has a very definitive schedule, and is very precise and particular about which waitress he will sit with on which day.  He has a waitress that he likes because she’s very attractive and a very cold and some what mean to him, he goes and visits her twice a week without fail.  Then there is another waitress who is less pretty and more nice, and naturally the little dicked man, only wants to go sit at her table once a week.  These are the kinds of things that men with little penises obsess about.  And what’s funny, is that he doesn’t say I go and sit at so and so’s table, he actually says well on Wednesdays I sit with (fill in the blank), and on Saturdays I sit with (fill in the blank).  As if the waitresses are actually sitting there with him.  When in reality there just coming and going and bringing him food.  They aren’t actually sitting with him at all.  But you know, leave it to a man with a small penis to exaggerate an interaction with a woman.  You don’t know how many men with one or 2 inch penises, and by that I mean, that is the size of their penises when they are hard, that insist on telling me that they’re not virgins, when it is almost logistically impossible to fuck a woman with a one or two inch penis!