How to Tell If You Are a Virgin or Not?

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the little penis man, back again for more humiliation.  I am so NOT surprised to see you back here at the small penis club blog.  I mean, after all, you and your useless penis really don’t belong any where else, do they?  I know how much you need to be put in your place with your pathetic little pecker.  Or, as one Mistress said, your zit dick.  I fucking love that!  “Zit dick.”  That is just too fucking funny!  It makes me want to laugh and barf at the same time.   I swear, little dicks are just a love hate thing with me, I love to hate them!  Well, hate is a pretty strong word.  I guess I should say I love mocking them!  It makes me laugh so fucking so hard, I can hardly stand it!  I have fits of rib – crackin’, knee – smackin’ hee haws!  These little dicked men are just too damned funny for words.  I swear I can just totally bust up laughing thinking about those micro dicks trying to fuck a pussy without it falling out!  They say they aren’t virgins, but hey, I don’t think rubbing your little dicklet against a pussy qualifies as fucking, do you?  That’s just humping in my book!  You may have attempted to fuck her, but you only ended up humping her!  So, if anyone asks you if you are still a virgin, unless your little dick has been in a woman and fucked HER to orgasm, you tell them no!