Men with Small Penises Make Good Gay Bottoms

Hey there all you little pin – dicked losers!  Welcome back to the small penis club blog.  In my last small penis club blog entry, I was explaining that the only way that you can please a woman sexually is with your mouth, or, if you were to wear some kind of prosthetic penis.  Heck, you might as well be a lesbian!  How funny is that?  The only thing about you as you’ve got a little dick and no tits.  And coming from a lesbian, which I am, tits are really big deal.  So you’re like a lesbian with no tits.  Which is kind of like a car with no wheels.  Now that’s funny!  I am totally cracking myself up right now!  Funny stuff!  I think that your tiny little penis doesn’t even qualify you to be a lesbian.  So what are you?  Will that brings me back to the options!  And if you are wondering what the options are scroll up and take a look.  The other option that you have is you can be a gay bottom!  What do I mean by that?  Well first of all, I have to welcome you to the 21st century!  How the hell could you not know what a gay bottom is?  Nevertheless, a gay bottom is the feminine man in a gay relationship who sucks the other man’s cock and takes his cock up his ass.  Why is this an option?  I will tell you in the small penis club blog post, so stay tuned, little dicks!