When Small Penises Aren’t Funny…

Oh my goodness!  I just had a really funny variation on a small penis humiliation phone sex session.  The caller didn’t want small penis humiliation, what he wanted was small penis appreciation!  Now I ask you, how fucking funny is that?  I was blown away by the audacity.  But being the good flexible Mistress that I am, I went ahead with it.  And you know all I remember was him saying he wanted small penis appreciation, after that I don’t remember at all what we talked about.  Oh wait, wait a second, it’s coming back to me!   I told him a bunch of hogwash about how I wasn’t really a size queen and that I actually had a freakishly tight pussy and that I didn’t even like big dicks!  How incredibly hysterical is that?  I was also watching him on web cam of the time many had some little fake pussy he was fucking and I was almost in stitches!  It was so funny!  And many have this and nervous a little laugh, and he was wearing a lot of jewelry for a guy.  It was a really trippy call.  But I have to say I enjoyed watching him fuck that little fake pussy!  Don’t ask me Y!  The only thing I can figure is that it was kind of like smelling the sour milk.  You know the milk is bad, it’s maybe a week or two past the sell by date, you can see that it’s curdled in the container, but you still have to smell it!

I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

Small Penis Club with Ms. Courtney

800-601-7764
Listen to My  Audios
For More Small Penis Phone Sex Sessions Visit Phone Humiliation