Ways a Small-Dicked Man Can Serve a Woman
By Courtney, on July 30th, 2009
Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises!
If you have a really small penis, don’t feel sorry for yourself, do something about it! Let the ladies of the world know that you are there to do anything that they want as long as it doesn’t involve your little dick. There is only a whole host of things you can do for a beautiful woman. You can wash in detail her car for her. You can take her out too expensive meals and wine and dine her. You can buy her lots of pretty close, shoes, purses, jewelry, spa treatments, the list goes on, and on, and on. You can take her on nice vacations! You can massage her feet. Naturally you can eat her pussy. But you better be good at it! You can clean her house. You can clean your office. You can mow her lawn. As a matter fact you can take care of her entire household. You can clean her toilets. You can bathe her. You can cook for her if you are a good cook. And then you can spoon feed her and do the dishes when you’re done. You can paint her toenails, and you can get her takeout. You can return her library books and her videos. Heck you can even pay her bills! You can pick her up from the Airport and carry her luggage for her. The list is endless! Just make yourself useful, since you aren’t very useful with your pathetic little dick! Get creative and think outside the box! God knows you’re going to be getting in it!
I am
phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises! If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!
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