Small Penises and Chronic Masturbation
By Courtney, on July 25th, 2009
Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises!
Today I have a small penis humiliation phone sex session with the man who is 40 years old and has only ever fucked five women in his whole life. Now you may be thinking well that’s not too bad. But he only fucked each of those five women wants! So to paint you a picture, he’s only ever put his penis inside of vagina five times. Now if that does it make you feel sad, I don’t know what will. It actually makes me laugh, but I’m sick like that. And, he said that he was a chronic masturbator. Well, surprise, surprise! I am so shocked it that! NOT! I have met very, very few men with small penis is who were not also habitual masturbators. And really habitual is not strong enough of a word. I like the word chronic a lot better. I think chronic masturbator really applies to many, many men with small penises. That makes me want to laugh so hard my sides ache. Guys with little dicks sure did get the short end of the stick, in more ways than one! Oh I’m just cracking myself up right now! And you know what else? There is nothing funnier than a man with a tiny penis and big balls! That is always guaranteed to smile on my face and a laugh in my belly. Because get this, he’s got big balls telling him to fuck, fuck, fuck and a little penis that no one wants anything to do with!
I am
phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises! If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!
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