Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises!
Any time someone calls me and wants me to mock their cock, I laugh. Making fun of men’s penises is one of my very favorite hobbies! Is it any wonder that I am the proud Mistress of the small penis club blog! It rules me to no end to be able to show a man, just how small his tiny penis is. In fact, one of the greatest joys of my life is getting a man with a small penis to stand side-by-side with the man with a very, very, large penis. The look of horror, shock, and humiliation, on the little man’s face is priceless! It makes me laugh so hard every time it happens. And, it’s just one of those things that I can count on to make me smile for a whole week! I think is so funny, that men identify with their penises so much that when a man’s penis is flawed somehow that it really throws him for a loop. I mean, women don’t define themselves by their pussies! But then again, what could be wrong with a pussy? But a penis? I’ll whole lot can be wrong with a penis! It can be too small. It can be too thin. It can be too small and too thin. It can be curved, and not in a good way. It can have performance issues, as in a can’t get hard. Or it can come too fast. All of these things make a penis useless. And since men define themselves by their penises, the man must be useless also!
Small Penis Club with Ms. Courtney