A New Way to Look at Your Little Penis

Having a small penis is an epic lesson in learning to do the best with what you have. In my last small penis club blog entry, I mentioned a poster that really made an impression on me in the sixth grade. The poster said when life gives you lemons make lemonade. I have actually heard this in a grown-up version when life gives you lemons make margaritas! I like that one too. But it does kind of remind me ironically enough, of the Blind Lemon song, and by Blind Lemon I mean Blind Lemon Jefferson, Blind Lemon, that says “why don’t you squeeze my lemon until the juice runs down my leg.” So every time you look down at your pathetic little penis, think of it as your tiny little lemon and when you squeeze it your letting the juice run down your leg! But you can’t really say to someone will you squeeze my lemon until the juice runs down my leg, because nobody really wants to touch a pathetic little penis like yours. I think you should download that song and put it on your iPod and listen to it every morning when you masturbate. That would be a really good small penis humiliation joke to play on yourself. I know you do little small penis humiliation things don’t you?  I know you like to have the ladies in hotel rooms, the chambermaids, catch you and your small penis and then get off on their laughter right?

I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

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