Your Small Penis Would Definitely NOT Be Spongeworthy

Well, it’s official, your dick is small.  You soak up every word of the small penis club blog like a sponge, don’t you small dicked man?  Speaking of sponges, did you ever see the episode of Seinfeld when Elaine went in search of finding all of the contraceptive sponges she could find, as this was her preferred method of birth control, and, the contraceptive sponges were being discontinued.  Well, this put poor Elaine in quite a predicament!  She had a closet full of the sponges, but, they were in short supply, generally speaking.  So, Elaine became very, very selective about her sex partners, because she had to deem them “sponge worthy.”  Well, guess where that would put you on the pecking order, small penis man?  Yup, you wouldn’t be sponge worthy at all, now would you?  Nope, not even!  Your pathetic tiny little dicklet would not be worthy of wasting a precious resource like the now extinct contraceptive sponge, let alone something really and truly precious like a woman’s time and energy and a Saturday night, right?  So, you best just get your pony ass back in the house and do what you are good at!  Wanking your wiener!  (Or should I say, stroking your Vienna Sausage!?!?)  You have a little dick and nobody wants it!  Little dick, little dick, your dick is so fucking small that we need a microscope to see it!  Your little dick is only good for you and for giving girls the giggles, ‘cause no one wants your tiny pathetic little penis!

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