Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises!
So, you have a small dick, what’s a man to do? I think that the options for small – dicked men are pretty funny. Think about it, if you have a small penis you can be a chronic masturbator. Your hand doesn’t care what size your dick is! And for those of you with really, really, super duper, teeny tiny, infant penises, so small that you have to diddle your dick with your finger, your finger doesn’t care what size your dick is either. And, you are always guaranteed a good time with Rosie Palm and her five sisters! So, you can be a chronic masturbator with a small penis, and that, my friends, is like such a foregone conclusion it might as well be in the Universal Truth Hall of Fame. I mean, duh. No one wants to fuck your pathetic little dick and you are so fucking horny all of the time that even the likes of Susan Boyle turns you on. I mean, that is pathetic, epic pathetic! So, what is a small dicked loser like you to do? Why, wank your wiener, of course! Hell, I would even bet money that you probably could have an honorary degree, maybe even a Ph.D. in Advanced Wiener Wanking. You could write your doctoral dissertation on all of the many ways men with little dicks get off, right loser boy? And, you are so fucking small and useless that NO ONE wants to fuck you, right? I mean, have you looked in a mirror lately?
I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises! If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!
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