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How Do You Keep a Small Penis in Suspense?

Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises!

Well, I think I may have finally found a use for your little penis … but I am not going to tell you here what it is.  Nope, nope, nope.  You are going to have to call me to find that out!  I think it’s a riot just how many of you actually WILL call me trying to find out what possible thing I must have come up with that could possibly make your little dick good for something!  I know you must be wracking your brains trying to figure it out, right?  Good!  Kind of reminds me of that joke (I have taken the liberty of tailoring to small penises guys like you) : How do you keep a small penis man in suspense?  I’ll tell you tomorrow!  Buah ha ha ha ha!  I am such an evil Mistress with such an evil plan to make you call me for small penis humiliation that I am amusing myself!  Kind of how you amuse yourselves with your hand on your tiny little dicklet playing with it basically twenty – four seven, three hundred and sixty – five days a year, right, you small dicked loser?  I think making you curious is pretty fucking funny!  I think that it’s going to be driving your crazy, kind of like your search for a women to fuck that won’t laugh at your little dick!  Even if they don’t laugh, I can assure you, they are laughing inside!  It’s just funny!  I mean, how pathetic and sad for you!

I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

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