Small Penises are Proof that God Loves Us and Wants Us to Laugh

Oh the small penis.  Woe, the small penis.  I mean, wow, the small penis.  They are so sick and gross.  Who wants to have anything at all to do with the small penis, but the small penis owner himself.  Right?  Like who really thinks anything of it, but the poor bloke who is stuck with said small penis.  It’s a tragedy, it’s a travesty, it’s a crime against nature, right?  No, no, no.  It’s proof that God loves me and wants me to laugh, at your expense!  Actually that quote is a bit screwy.  It really is about beer.  But hey, I can digress, right?  That’s my right as a Mistress to say whatever the fuck I want to, especially when it comes to your tiny little micro dick.  So, for the curious, the saying, attributed to none other than Ben Franklin, goes something like this, “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”  How fucking cool is that?  I think you small penis is proof that I get to laugh at your pathetic little wad.  I mean, I fucking love the comic relief of it all!  It is pretty damn funny.  You, yes, even you with small penis, must admit that it’s pretty damn funny to see a man with a pathetic little loser pud there, like a sorry excuse for a dick or a clit.  It’s a tweener, neither a dick nor a clit.  It’s sick and disgusting and it makes me laugh my ass off.

I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

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