Big Man with a Little Schlong Made in Hong Kong

Wow, I just had such a funny small penis humiliation phone sex session.  I was talking to this guy and he was a really big guy.  I mean, totally built like a brick shit house.  He was tall, shaped like a V, ripped abs, guns for days, just a big mother fucker, you know?  Okay, well, I know you are probably wondering how I knew all of this over the phone, right?  Well, you fucking dumb ass, get with the times, I was not only having a small penis humiliation phone sex session with the small dicked loser, I was also watching him via web cam.  I was totally expecting him to be hung like a horse.  I think this particular small dicked loser was really into going for the shock factor!  I mean, he said nothing about his little dick prior to pulling down his tightie whities.  And when I say nothing, I mean,  N O T H I N G ! !  So, he says, really cool, so, you want to see my dick.  Wait, no, he said, you want to see my schlong.  Well, that is a word that only applied to porn star penises.  So I was like, sure, show me.  And when he pulled down his jeans and BVDs, I was in hysterics!  I almost peed myself.  I think I did pee myself, come to think of it!  I mean, come on, schlong?  You have got to be fucking kidding me.  I think he used that particular word just for the effect of it.

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