Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises!
Okay, so I have been having a little healthy dialogue or debate, if you will, about what it means to “pass (or fail, as it were) the toilet paper roll test.” Now, I have one caller who said that he passed it, which in his mind, meant that his cock was too bit to fit inside an empty roll of toilet paper. In my mind, I would think that you would want to fail the toilet paper roll test, (and this is all semantics, mind you, but I want to know what you all think about this). I mean, if you go to the doctor to get tested for something, and your test comes back negative, then that’s a good thing, right? So, I would think failing the toilet paper roll test would mean that you have a decent sized cock and passing it would mean you have one that fits in the toilet paper roll. So, what do you think? I would love to know! I know there are plenty of you out there whose dicks could fit very well inside of a toilet paper roll and I want to know what you think. Pass or fail? I think if your dick fits you pass, and that’s one test, believe you me, you do not want to pass! Otherwise that means you are little dicked loser, my friend. And I know that you don’t want to be THAT! But hey, you were dealt the small penis, so make the best of it!
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