Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises!
In my last blog posts, I have been relaying a funny small penis story from my high school days, so feel free to scroll up and take a look. I waited for what seemed to be a very, very long time for Camden to awaken from her beef cake daydream. Finally, she stirred a bit and realized I was there. I leaned in, almost whispering, “Hey girl, what’s up, you sounded totally spooked on the phone, are you okay?” She cast her glance to the left and to the right as if to make sure we were not being spied on or something, “It’s Nate, I heard from a friend of a friend that, he, uh, has some issues. I figured since you are best friends, that you might be in the know with regard to him, am I right?” Oh my God. My mind was racing. What to do? What to do? I mean, I had just spent the better part of the afternoon convincing Nate not to stuff crew socks down the front of his pants, only to totally throw my hands up at the notion that he would be sporting a sports cup instead. To say it had been a roller coaster of an afternoon, a real humdinger, would be a masterpiece of understatement. I cleared my throat, hoping to buy some time, a la Elaine Benes in Seinfeld, “Uh, what are talking about.” It didn’t take a genius to see that I was clearly covering something up, and, that I was on the verge of hysterics.
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