Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises!
In my last blog posts, I have been relaying a funny small penis story from my high school days, so feel free to scroll up and take a look. Stupid Nate, I used to swear that boy was a dumb as a box of rocks. But, he was a loveable dumb ass, no one could refute that. And his little tiny penis, in some odd way, made him more fun, and more loveable. Not fuckable, mind you, but loveable and sweet. The kind of little worm you want to keep as a pet, even though you now that caterpillar ain’t growing, and ain’t going no where, you are still amused by it somehow. I actually felt guilty, once in a very, very blue moon, for drawing so very much pleasure at Nate’s expense. I mean, how mean could I be? You know? But that’s what made it all the more funny! We were best friends, he was born with a little dick, what else could you do but laugh? I mean, it’s not like ignoring it, or pretending it wasn’t small was going to help the boy one whit. He was born with a penis the size of an infant, and that was that! It’s better to be able to laugh about it than to pretend it isn’t so. Wouldn’t that be ridiculous? It would be like ignoring that teeny, tiny, little, bitty, iddie, widdie, micro – scopic, elephant in the room, now, wouldn’t it? And that seemed even more cruel to me!
I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises! If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!
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