Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises!
In my last blog posts, I have been relaying a funny small penis story from my high school days, so feel free to scroll up and take a look. Would you care to know his justification for wearing a sports cup to the Sadie Hawkins dance? Well, as he put it, “Someone could knee me in my business and ruin my chance at ever getting laid!” I had to laugh, Nate’s little member was so small, all he could ever hope to do is to rub it on some poor girl, he could never get it in her. You know? It was just an excuse, and we both knew it. He knew damn well that this little thing with Camden Carruthers was, at the very absolute best, a flash in the pan. He also knew that this little “fling,” if you will, would completely implode, at the precise nano – second that Camden became aware that Nate had, not just a small dick, but a little nub no bigger than the penis of newborn infant man child. I have to say, looking back on the whole thing, that I could kind of understand why Nate wanted to draw this whole thing out, even if just for the duration of the Sadie Hawkins Dance. But what I couldn’t understand, is how or why Nate thought that the feel of a plastic sports cup would resemble a guy’s package in any way, shape or form? I mean, if he did rub it up against, Camden, wouldn’t it just feel like a, a sports cup?
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