Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises!
In my last blog posts, I have been relaying a funny small penis story from my high school days, so feel free to scroll up and take a look. But, I figured, hey, if he can talk his way out of it if he got caught, the more power to him! It was hysterically funny to me, even then! I could just picture him on the gym dance floor, red bandana around his neck, waltzing amidst in a circle of bales of hay, arm wrapped around Camden Carruther’s waist, his plastic cup griding into her lady parts … how sexy is that? I mean, she would have to be a stupid as Nate to fall for that, right? Maybe that was it. Perhaps Nate was banking on the fact that Camden Carruthers was the dumb blonde we all believed her to be. She was a sophisticated girl, but she was buxom, and she was blonde and those stereotypes die hard, especially in high school. It was a real head – scratcher, let me tell you. The longer I sat there in Nate’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle bedroom, the harder it was for me to gain any distance from the situation, let alone any clarity. I just kept staring at him, continuing to admire himself this way and that, in all four directions, just imagining what life would be like with a normal sized penis, or package. It was actually starting to get kind of maudlin. And I figured, hey, if Nate’s going to make an ass of himself, there is nothing I can do about it.
I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises! If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!
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