Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises!
In my last blog posts, I have been relaying a funny small penis story from my high school days, so feel free to scroll up and take a look. I finally said, “Hey Camden, what’s up?” Camden continued, “I was wondering, can you meet me at the Starbucks on Lincoln? I really, really need to talk.” She actually sounded worried, and even though we weren’t buds, I couldn’t turn her down, “I’m on my way.” When I pulled in she was sitting in a corner, both hands wrapped around her latte. She looked really upset. I walked in casually and ordered my iced coffee. Then I found my way to Camden’s couch. She looked so distraught and forlorn staring into the middle distance. As a matter of fact, she didn’t even hear me, or feel me sit down or look up from that focal point she seemed so honed in on. I followed her gaze to a little poster that they had up for a local theater production, our community’s answer to the “Vagina Monologues” only it presented by men and was called the “Penis Production.” Totally lame I know, but hey, it wasn’t my baby. Just when I thought this town couldn’t get any lamer, it managed to somehow. Here’s the kicker, the front man for the “Penis Production” was a ripped twenty – something year – old guy who had the body of Greek God. That was Camden’s focal point, and why she didn’t even know I had arrived when I did.
I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises! If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!
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