Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises!
In my last blog posts, I have been relaying a funny small penis story from my high school days, so feel free to scroll up and take a look. Thankfully, Camden Carruthers was no genius. She went on to add, “Do you know what I am talking about?” Oh my, I could feel the laugh attack welling up inside me. I didn’t want to laugh so bad, I felt like laughing at this moment was more vital to my functioning that breathing was. I pinched the holy hell of inside of my arm so fucking hard, it made my eyes water, and then, I couldn’t hold it in for one minute longer, and I excused myself and RAN as fast as I could to the bathroom. I almost fell I ran so hard to the ladies’ room. My mind was racing as I prayed under my breath, “Oh God, please let me get in there before I burst out laughing, please God, please God, oh please, oh please, oh please!” Thankfully, I did get in there just in the nick of time. Now, I am sure you are wondering, “Why the hell did Courtney care one way or the other if Camden caught her laughing a Nate’s little dick?” Well, it’s simple. If Camden suspected that the rumors were true, then there goes my chance to somehow tape the whole “oh – my – God – your – dick – is – so – small” encounter between them. And I didn’t want to risk not being able to see that for all the tea in China!
I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises! If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!
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