Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises!
In my last blog posts, I have been relaying a funny small penis story from my high school days, so feel free to scroll up and take a look. I know Camden must have thought I was insane, but I just had to go let off some laughing steam so I wouldn’t blow it with her. So here I am, in the stall in the bathroom at Starbucks, laughing my fucking ass off. I went ahead and pulled my jeans down, so I would look natural if Camden decided to follow me into the bathroom, and, if the laughter led to pee, so be it! I was beside myself with laughter, let me tell you. I laughed so hard that I really did pee, but thankfully, I am a thinking girl, and had that one covered. I must have sat there and laughed and peed, and peed and laughed for close to ten or twenty minutes. I was actually having such a good time in there that I didn’t even think about the world going on outside of the all – tile bathroom at the Starbucks on Lincoln. I was in my own little small penis humiliation world, and life was good there. Well, from a comedic standpoint. I sure as hell couldn’t live in small penis world if it weren’t for the laughs! Just when the laughter would subside, I would get a hybrid vision of Nate in his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle bedroom, admiring his sports cup from all angles, and, Camden Carruthers staring at the “Penis Production” poster, and the riotous laughter would erupt all over again.
I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises! If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!
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