Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises!
In my last blog posts, I have been relaying a funny small penis story from my high school days, so feel free to scroll up and take a look. Well, as I was as lost in my own world of laughing at Nate and Camden lost in theirs, there was one thing I completely didn’t think about. I had ducked into an all – tile bathroom in Starbucks. And, yup, you guessed it. The acoustics in the all – tile bathroom were perfect for propelling my laughter out into the coffee house by way of the duct work. I didn’t come to this realization on my own, mind you. You see, my friend Jasmine, who is a barista at Starbucks was working that day. I got a call on my cell phone and immediately answered it, between gasps of laughter, mind you, “Uh, hello?” “Yeah, Courtney, was that you I saw flying in to the bathroom?” I was gasping, “Who is this?” “It’s me, Jasmine, I’m here, working the counter. Did you know that every person here can hear you laughing? What in the hell is so funny, girl? You know what? You and your bathroom laugh attack have created quite a commotion! Listen.” And she held her cell phone up so I could hear. When I finally got quiet, there was a symphony of people laughing in the tinny ear piece of my cell phone. I was so busy laughing, all I could hear was myself. Then Jasmine got back on the phone and said, “Oh yeah, and that girl you were talking to? She ran out of here so fast when everyone in the place started laughing ‘cause you were laughing. She’s been gone for about ten minutes. Peeled outta here, too. What’ s going on?”
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