Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! If you are just joining the small penis club, welcome little – dicked loser and honorary useless dicks that may as well be small! This is part of a continuing saga about me and little Nate Christmas shopping…so if you need to catch up, by all means, do! (You, catch up? What a laugh that is!) As I looked out over all of the very jolly (and very high) people, I had a bit of an “It’s – a – Wonderful – Life” moment: if it hadn’t been for Nate’s little penis, and for my total and complete and enjoyment at mocking it, none of this merriment would have happened! And I just had to wonder, how many of these sausages are actually going to be eaten? The irony of that hit me hard, and I was laughing again! Will Nate ever be eaten!?!?!? I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises! If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!
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