Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! If you are just joining the small penis club, welcome little – dicked loser and honorary useless dicks that may as well be small! This is part of a continuing saga about me and Nate Christmas shopping…so if you need to catch up, by all means, do! (You, catch up? Not in your lifetime!) We got all settled in on Santa’s lap, and I made the universal motion with my index finger, the one that means, “Roll it!” to the elf. She nodded ever so slightly. Then I sat right up and whispered into Santa’s ear, “This is my boyfriend, and I love him, but he has really, really, really small penis, can you help us?” And then, just as Santa was letting the gravity of what I just told him sink in, I whipped out that huge ass sausage from my tote bag, right as Santa bellowed through the entire mall… I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises! If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!
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