Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! In my last small penis club blog, I was extolling the fun of the Halloween holiday and dressing up. As a matter of fact, with your freakishly small penis, I think I have the perfect Halloween costume for you. What is it, you might ask? Well, I will tell you! You should just wear a pair of pants, any pair of pants, any normal thing you might wear, whatever. And then, for the costume, you should wear a harness and strap-on that eclipses your cock in size. Hell, you should even pick out a dildo that is at least three times the size of your cock, and you know what, that’s not really “hard” (pardon the pun!) to do! Your little dick could probably be eclipsed by a garden variety hot dog, a wiener, hell, eve a Vienna sausage would make your dick look small! And you know what I am talking about, your dick is too small to even register! You have a small dick and you know it!
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